NEWIE
an updated website is what we need
but its hard to plant that creative seed
when our body of work is set in stone
our immortalised words means later works will stand alone
as i call "allison" with the passion of blanch duBois
help me...my work has lost a certain 'je ne sais quoi'
there is no lizzy to set fire to my flamable (100% cotton) soul
no hitler, no goebbels, no chaplin, face like a doll
its just me on the road...of thoughtless wilderness, like jack Kerouac
the only think keeping me going is the absenture of a mind numbing how and why history sac
this is miserable...to the oven ill go
like my creative ancestor who died when she lost the flow
off the rails im going, and this poem will go down with the ship
perhaps this is the end of the journey...so too speak, le fin of our collective creative trip
this poem has no heart in it, no core, no pulp
(milo just told me im drinking my juice to slowly, but i do believe i took quite a liberal gulp)

Its time to admit that s was for once not right-
because We've been friends for almost 3 years and havnt had a single fight.
granted there was that time in B's office when you called me a "hypocrite"
and given your own credentials I could hardly believe it
Apparently i was interrupting your study of revolutionary theory
but that hardly counts as it was year 12 and i had the tendency to get teary.
Only in jest did you ever call me a whore on crack
I never once wrote u a letter saying "i just want my friend back".
So the old adage is right: the best ship of all is the ship of friends
(obviously its not the titanic-you know how that movie ends...)

DORA
To say we need new material is not a fair call-
we may be doing Dada, but she's doing fuck all.
Oh shit ive sworn in poetry form, i was trying to keep this all high brow
see i like to think of us as the surrealists, who set up a shop in Paris to create a factor of 'wow!"
granted shes our proverbial best customer and thus gratitude we should dispense
but while we're slaving away unlocking the collective subconscious, she's sitting on the fence.
But we've got bigger problems, such as katie that seemingly innocent pet
who upon seeing our poetry site stated: "now i understand why there's so much crap on the internet"

This morning';s poem (i was painting) is a bit of a blur
but my memory was refreshed when i read your racial slur.
Now onto a poem inspired by the people who give me inspiration
I use pseudonyms to avoid being sued for defamation (one of our patients is a canibal...try to guess which one, i think you'll be pleasantly surprised)
SOME CHARACTERS
-Besides how to write a gripping email, there was one thing Renaldo forgot:
The Bastille is fine to take, but drugs are not.
-Agent X. is a regular eccentric, leaving a trail of scarves with whom ever she drives,
Her clone was released into the wild and appears on days of our lives.
-Fairy Lee had to discuss and urgent matter
Apparently got sick from eating raw cake batter.
-Miss. M was incapable of knitting, but great at spinning webs,
She liked to hide from people at uni she thought were incompetant plebs.
