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| Monday, 31 May 2004
i wish i wish i were a fish
in the sea is where id pish
when the world starts sinkin' (?)cause the sun cant shine
as a fish id swim with the tide and in all the water id be fine
fishes, you know, they don't go to school
they swim in them but that'd be cool
no need to work, and study all day
and at Armageddon time, in the water amongst the corpses they will
play
their life is a poem, no need to write
they swim in circles without foresight
this life with arms and legs is a bitch
have you ever heard of a fish ending up in a ditch?
which is where we're headin' with our arts degree
no money, no hope, no future for me
so to fishdom i will turn, do i have a choice?
i wont need human interaction when i no longer have a voice
its the scaly life where we belong
with friendly crustations we can never go wrong
sure the occasional shark may bite
but with the nothingness of fishness, it would offer a challenge
right?
i know allison this isn't my finest poetic hour
but at this point, do i care, when life has become sour?
i write this not for entertainment value or out of creative thought
i only hope the benefits of fishdom, i have you taught
Tuesday, 1 June 2004
There is already a poem about
fishies! or aren't you well enough read
"one fish two fish, red fish
blue fish" is the name of said (poem)
instead of writing about
about birds, bees or even a moose
mira you went ahead
and plagiarized dr suess!
Uni has laws about that sort
of thing-"beware of collusion" i keep hearing the lecturers
say
Be sure to take heed if you
ever finish that essay.
(yes i know, that last line
was below the belt, but in other news my sahlab
(?) diet is
keeping me nice and svelte:)
Tuesday, 1 June 2004
svelte you may be but right you are not
dr seuss may have written infantile banal verse
about fishes...so what?
my poems are not for children who cant tell their
head from their knee
seuss couldnt have written with the depth and
eloquence of my fish alogree
and you of all people to accuse me of such a heinous
crime
i thought we were compatriots, creative
contemporaries but all this time!!
you have plotted my demise from beginning to end
starting with accusations of plagerism, communism,
collusion...can we see a trend
jealous you were of my flair for the written word
while my mind creates yours marvels at a bird
its not my fault that you've reached a crossroads
while in my brain brilliance explodes
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hip to my hop
sit back and chillax with my inner urban beat
my phat chunky styles your intellect cant meet
these rhymes flow like chemical infection
you cant match the groove with your lyrical
deception
this rhythm bounces scratching the surface of the
system
shout out to my crew: allison & dobs for their
cosmic wisdom
the rhyming, the design of new format brings
confusion
but dont be fooled by this satirical illusion
moving like a fugee im crossing the border
breathe with the systemic chaos and chronic disorder
word
Wednesday, 2 June 2004
Oh Lady Liberty
Hold High Your Torch
America, America,
formed in seventeen-seventy-six,
America, America not
too fond of Hans Blix
Its liberty stretches
from sea to shining sea
Yes, an ocean is
exactly what it is destined to be
(?)
America uses words
like "shock" and "awe"
Jesus may love you,
mira, but he loves America more.
America, America they
dont take kindly to you if your a card-carrying
commie,
Amerrica America
where your mum's name would be Mommy.
blossoms in the winter
Wednesday, 2 June 2004
The adler-gillies garden has happy
flowers
spencer(?) can stroll amongst the
carnations for hours
I like
the gardens there and who wouldnt
the gardens gave ol' spence love
when his parents couldnt
the one thing hte soil lacks is a
little bit of nitrate
but never fear, this is an area on
which spencer will concentrate.
but
thing he cant fix is the persistence
of summer sun
but to the adlergillieses hes still
number one.
You
might claim that I stole a subject
which was rightfully yours but
thats just an excuse. But
you had ample opportunity to think
of it yourself if your mind was a
little more obtuse
Blossoms in my arse
its 3:56 and im still not
tired
and my creative urge has not
yet expired
tonight i came alarmingly
close to seeing vanessa
instead i stayed home and
watched roberto benigni say
"bonjourno pricipessa"
prior to which i went to
brunswick st
a fortunate unlikely event
we didnt meet
but i am intrigued to know
what you thought of the
kitchen of moroccan soup
praps i can do a modern
interpretive dance piece
about it in milos anarchist
theatre troupe
but for now i suppose poetry
will do
but soon our creative medium
will require review
that is all for now from me
ill check ya round...hope
not sporadically
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verse in a time of
curse
Thursday, 3 June
2004
this
time i
think of
done it,
this
exam i
really
did fail
im
looking
on the
internet
to try
and buy
my arts
degree
by mail
Thursday, 3 June 2004
late night question time is the highlight of my day
it keeps me alive, id go so far to say
the (dis)honourable peter costello just informed me labor voted against the co-contribution
-whatever that may be- apparently thats their answer to the question of superannuation
alexander downer has just disciplined the alp
"do you want the answer or would you rather chat amongst yourselves" he asked sternly
mister speaker is my favorite, the most animated of all
he has told the minister for cowan he will "DEAL WITH HIM" on a point of order call
these middle aged white men in suits exude youthful exuberance and charm
especially the enchanting philip ruddock whose sentencing policies try to avoid error or harm
while he is "disappointed that some members would see mirth in that"
mr. roche is obviously being locked up not because he's a terrorist but because he is fat
kyoto, abu graib, the budget and terrorism
are the issues on the table while howard is with bush discussing pretzels and pretzel related schisms
Our future leaders
Sunday, 13 June 2004 9:01:46 AM
youll recall that this morning I noticed that katies friends had changed my screen saver
Yet in spite of this my confidence in their ability to achieve a collectively high enter did not waver
Now I see that that my eteem is misplaced
My ordinary "favourites" folder they have "jokingly" replaced
this is the last straw, my patience is now worn
where once there was a file with "vegan recipes" there is now a file of porn!
I am not amused
what if of a crime i was accused
and the computer the police did peruse
me they would abuse!
I mean this is over stepping the mark a bit, com on
do i break into their houses and change their homepage to GoVeg.com?????
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