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| Grubby's Music News |
| Bob the Builder Marries horsee! |
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| Chart topping claymation, all purpose action hero Bob the Builder has married Joanne the horse in a bizarre ceremony performed by a possibly drunk vicar. This ceremony, that really never happened, took 20 minutes and had the guests crying with heartfelt emotion. DJ Chris Evans, a long time friend of Mr Builder never said, "I introduced Bob to Joanne. It was love at first sight. She's got a good lineage." |
| Above Left: Bob the Builder. Left: Mrs Builder (left) chews the cud with her Maid of Honour, Dapple. |
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| A1 have road named after them |
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| The British Government have honoured chart-topping, downright awful band A1 with their own road. This road leads to and from London to join the M1 north. It's a very special road that's always being improved someway or other. One of the band members, pick one from the left, didn't say, "Cool. Westlife will never get a road named after them." |
| Above: A1 looking a bit too smiley. |
| Westlife to change their name! |
| Westlife's PR company reported today that the band would change their name to "A420 Bypass" from their next release. A spokeswoman refrained from saying, "The lads decided that the old name just wouldn't do in this very fickle business." |
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| Left: Him from Westloaf. |
| Next issue: Dido returns Abba Gold. Eminem may not exist and Bryan/A420 Bypass blasted into the sun! |