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| Grubby's Music News |
| Dido returns Grubbymitts' Abba Gold! |
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| Pop stunner and ex love of Grubbymitts in an alternate reality, Dido has returned Sime's copy of Abba Gold. In a statement read to himself in the fogged up bathroom mirror, Grubby said, "I told her I won't go, I won't sleep and I can't breathe unless my Abba Gold is back with me. It didn't work out between us, she wanted too much out of the relationship and when I left, you know, she didn't even hear me leave!" Dido remains adamant that Sime will return to her loving arms. "It's only a matter of time," she didn't say. |
| Eminem to go away! |
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| In an ideal world, rap sensation Eminem would go away and leave us alone. In a statement not given last Thursday Eminem, real name Maureen Mathews, said, "Yes, in an ideal world I would go away. In fact, I wouldn't even exist!" |
| Above: Abba Gold returned safe and sound. Below: Dido. She's hot, but Sime's she is not! |
| Left: Maureen Mathews. |
| Manufactured Bands to be sent hurtling into the sun! |
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| New ruler of the world King Grubbymitts has declared that all members of manufactured bands will be shoved onto a rocket and blasted into the sun. Britney Spears, Robbie Williams, Christina Aguiwhatever, Geri Holloway and that mate of Robbie's will be onboard too. Bryan/A420 Bypass will be stuck on the end of the nose cone! |
| Left: A computerised rendering of the rocket that will rid the world of pap! |