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| Grubby's Music News |
| Prince holds on! |
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| The Artist Formerly Known As Prince But Now Known As Prince Again (TAFKAPBNKAPA) has not been to the toilet since 1999. TAFKAPBNKAPA claims that his old record company Warner Music has forced him into this drastic measure as a stand against their tyrannical contractual agreement. The 568ml, cross-legged star, whose bladder is so large it can be seen from the International Space Station, said, "2000 zero, zero party on the roof out of time. I haven't been to the potty since 1999. If you've come to use the potty don't bother knocking on my door!" America has been put on emergency flood warning. |
| Above: Prince. Recent reports clarify just why his vocals seem so strained. |
| 5ive and Queen team up once more! |
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| Pop sensation Queen and 70's rockers 5ive are to team up once more to storm the charts. The bands will sing a song penned by Ritchie/5ive called "Billie Come Home". Grubby's Spoof Music News has managed to obtain a copy of the lyrics... "Billie come home, Billie come home, I'm so alone, You never answer the phone, Billie come home." The heart wrenching tune has only one verse that is repeated over and over for the whole of the four hour track. |
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| Above: 5ive Left: Queen |
| Nsync are GREAT! |
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| In an alternate universe that doesn't exist, Nsync are great and really talented. Their music is just as valid as the Rolling Stones or the Beatles! Also in this reality Dido bemoans the fact that Grubbymitts is married and unavailable. |
| Above: Nsync |
| Next issue: Bob the Builder in marriage shock! A1 honoured and Westlife change name! |