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| Grubby's Music News |
| Have you thrown Robbie off the stage yet? |
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| A new craze is sweeping across Europe faster than the Agadoo back in 1980 something. Throw Robbie Off The Stage has become THE game to play at Robbie Williams concerts. One crazed fan said, "It's the best game I've ever played. I can't wait to throw Robbie off the stage again!" |
| Left: Robbie Williams. He gets knocked down but he soon gets up again. You aint ever gonna keep him down! |
| Gene splicing scandal! |
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| Next issue: Prince thinks pleasant thoughts, 5ive and Queen back together, Nsync win lottery and Dido in love with Grubbymitts. |
| STOP THE PRESS! |
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| In an alternate reality that doesn't exist, Grubbymitts' ex Dido wishes to rekindle their affair. In a statement read out to one old granny on a park bench Grubbymitts said,"Dido please stop phoning me! I know it's you. Remember that talk we had last week - it just won't work out! Please also return my copy of Abba Gold!" |
| Above: Dido. In another reality she's really hot for Sime. |
| Writing about music is like dancing about architecture - Frank Zappa |