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| Grubby's Music News |
| Is Britney really an old man in disguise? |
| Speculation is rife that Pop sensation Britney Spears, renowned for her not particularly good looks and her samey songs, may in fact be an old man in disguise. Here at Grubby's Music News I have discovered that if you place the cursor (specially coded to reveal the truth) over her picture all will be revealed. Britney Spears is none other than Rodney Bailey of Cleothorpes, England. |
| Above: Britney Spears - really a pensioner? |
| Proof that Bryan is brainless! |
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| An X-ray of Bryan from Westlife has revealed the truth that Grubbymitts knew all along. Bryan has no brain. Speculation has always been rife but now the truth is out! Hopefully this will spell the end of this truly awful band. |
| Left: Bryan/Westlife X-ray clearly shows no brain and, unsurprisingly, dark roots! |
| Steps to be given to medical research. |
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| Peter Waterman, manager of Abbaesque, waste of space pop band Steps may announce that once his manufactured horse plop has run its course he will sell them to medical research. The scientists in my head are very interested in studying H's higher brain functions. One scientist, who wished to be known only as Dr X, said, "H poses an enigma for all mankind. I would love to dissect his brain!" |
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| Above Left: Steps - soon to be given to medical research? Left: A human brain. H is rumoured to have a much different brain supposedly like that of a goat. |
| Next Issue: Throw Robbie off the stage! The brand new game that's a craze all over Europe. |