It almost knocked me for a six,
For I dreamt I was using Ken and Barbie,
In place of kindling sticks.
As I sat and watched them melting,
Ignoring their pleas and screams,
I remember smiling to myself and thinking,
Oh what a pleasant dream!
Kung fu Kate,
Is the bestest crimefighter in town,
With a skip and a hop,
And a mean kung fu chop,
She beats the bad guys down.
She'll whack crooks,
With a mean left hook,
She's hard is kung fu kate,
Hot on their trail,
She'll throw them in jail,
All this and she's only eight!
And outside it's wet and dull,
But I reckon I'll save this bogey 'til later,
'Cos, right now, my belly's full!
The ashes of author D. H. Lawrence were mixed in concrete and made into a mantelpiece.