Dad! Dad! I want a poo!
Dad! Dad! This is so unfair!
Dad! Dad! Get out of there!
Dad! Dad! Now you're just being rotten!
Dad! Dad! It's touching the cotton!
Dad! Dad! This I must state!
Get off the loo before it's too...
Whoops!
Nope, it still hasn't gone!
Flush two,
Still stuck in the loo,
Flush three,
Look, it's you or me!
Flush four,
Aaargh! Alright just once more!
Flush five,
Ye gods it's alive!!!!!
No bogeys up my nose,
There's usually loads up there,
After my nightly doze,
But not this morning,
This morning,
There's no bogeys up my nose!
What will I have for breakfast,
Now there's no bogeys up my nose?
Corn Flakes, Sugar Puffs, Rice Crispies,
There's always toast I suppose...
Oh why aren't there any bogeys?
Green, slimy bogeys?
Green, slimy, hairy bogeys?
Oh why aren't there any bogeys up my nose?
Sometimes life sucks!
A Japanese doctor embalmed his dead wife, put her back into bed and slept next to her for the next ten years. I hope he changed the sheets regularly!