The cast of Grosse Pointe
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Pilot
Episode 1
First
aired September 22, 2000
Writer: Darren
Star
Director: Andrew Fleming
The pilot episode of Grosse Pointe centres
around the arrival of a new actress on set,
Courtney Scott.
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Johnny:
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Grosse Pointe the satire, opens with Grosse Pointe the soap
[Voice over] Previously on
Grosse Pointe...
[The soap's opening sequence cuts to a
car driving through the night,
accompanied by loud rock guitar
music]
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| [Scene 2] Hunter:
Quentin:
Hunter:
Quentin:
Hunter: Hunter:
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Becky and Stone (played by Hunter and Quentin) are involved in an auto accident
I want to have a baby someday, just not yet... There, I said it! I'm a horrible person.
Becky, I told you, the baby's my problem too. You're not making this decision without me.
God Stone! How are you going to handle a baby? You couldn't even handle the eleventh grade.
I will handle it, because I love you man.
[The guitar rock fades into romantic piano
music. ]
Oh my God... I can't believe
you said it!
[Becky and Stone kiss while
driving. Becky sees a deer in the road
ahead.]
[Screams. ] Oh my God! Stone! Look out!
[Becky and Stone's car is seen careering
off the road]
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| [Scene 3] Hunter:
Johnny:
Marcy:
Hunter:
Mom:
Hunter:
Mom:
Hunter:
Mom:
Richard:
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Becky is surrounded by friends and
family in the hospital
How's Stone?
Stone's going to be fine
sis, but you're the one Mom and Dad are worried about.
I
left the game the minute I heard. I mean, how could I lead a
cheer
knowing my best friend's in the
hospital?
Thanks.
Sweetheart, the doctor told us there
was a baby.
[The romantic piano music cuts in
again]
I know
You lost it
[Sobbing] I'm
so sorry Mom... I loose everything
Ohhh, shhh, it's
OK
[Becky hugs her Mom]
But Becky, I don't want
you seeing Stone Anders ever again.
[Becky stops sobbing and sits up in
shock. Kim turns to Brad in shock, and thrusts her
chest]
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| [Scene 4] Hope:
Rob:
Editor:
Hope:
Rob:
Editor:
Hope:
Rob:
Editor:
Assistant:
Hope:
Rob:
Hope:
Rob:
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The satire starts here! The executive
producers are commenting on the hospital scene
Hold it! [ They pause on the last scene]
Why does she always have to
thrust her boobs like that whenever she feels an
emotion?
And look at her lips this week! They're
enormous!
I read in an interview that she doesn't use
collagen.
[Sarcastically] Yeah, and that's her
original chin!
It's probably just a reaction to this
Entertainment weekly poll.
What are you talking
about?
"Who's the sexiest cheer leader on television?"
Marcy came in last.
Behind Britney, in Daria.
Isn't she
a cartoon?
You guys, the network president's on one.
Oh
God, what does he want?
I bet he's calling about
the new girl.
Rob, maybe we shouldn't have hired someone
he didn't love?
Hope, relax. This is the genius who
told Felicity to cut her hair.
[Opening
credits]
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| [Scene 5] Assistant:
Courtney:
Assistant:
Courtney:
Assistant:
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Courtney Scott, the new actress, arrives
on the lot but can't get past security
Courtney! Hi, I'm Jessica, Rob and
Hope's assistant.
Yeah I remember you from the
auditions.
I'm so sorry, they were supposed to have your
name at the gate
That's OK. I used the time to learn my
lines. Would you take my picture?
I want to remember this
moment forever.
Cheese! [The camera flash goes
off] Cute!
[ The scene cuts to Johnny arriving in his Hummer]
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| [Scene 6] Johnny:
Kevin:
Johnny:
Kevin:
Johnny:
Kevin:
Johnny:
Kevin:
Johnny:
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Johnny and Kevin chat. Richard (the gay
actor with a crush on Johnny) watches from afar
Dude! The waves were awesome this
morning.
Cool!
Hey, check out how golden and downy these
hairs are getting around my navel.
[Johnny pulls up his
vest and Kevin becomes
uncomfortable] Wow.
They're kind of soft like
chest hair, but sexy like pubic hairs.
Yeah.
Hey, what
do you call this anyway?
I don't know. Like,
chesty-pubey-tummy hair?
Yeah.
[Richard adjusts his rear view
mirror to get a better look at
Johnny]
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