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| HOME JIMMY LINKS FRIENDS KOOLAID BIN LADEN POETRY I POETRY II POETRY III ADVICE ANYTHING GOES |
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| Things that Tick me Off... | ||||||||||||||||||
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| "A der her" | ||||||||||||||||||
| The first thing that ticks me off more than any human could ever imagine is when one finds it not only funny but necessary to make fun of someone by repeatedly making stupid noises that are clearly only made by someone that is mentally challenged. For instance, Person A is sitting in class, and having a discussion with her friends. She just busts out with "Brains are squishy!" Ok, I admit, it was a pretty stupid thing to say, and some of you may find that unrealistic, but you'd be surprised. Anyway, Person B thinks that Person A should be made fun of for saying such a stupid thing. Instead of laughing and saying, "hey person A, that was a really stupid thing for you to say!" he says, "A der her! Du bu bu bu bwains awe quishy! Hu Hu Hu! Du ga!" Man! that annoys the crap out of me! Our person B, here has now made himself the stupid one, because he made such stupid noises! Dang! People like that should be locked up, because they are in no way funny, just retarded. *I don't mean to in any way offend people that have a desiese and are mentally retarded. What is worse than these people, are the ones that laugh and actually ENCOURAGE what they are doing. Well, that's about all I have to say about that one. |
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| "Man, I wish I were as thin as Jenni!" | ||||||||||||||||||
| Face it, you're fat. It's ok, though, lots of people are overweight. It may not be fun, you may never get a carreer as a pop singer or you may miss out on some really great promotions, and frankly, it's not fair. But, there is no way that big people do not realize that they are big. I mean, come on, people! If you are the size of a whale, why the heck do you try to dress like Brittney Spears?!? It's not attractive. Do you ever watch Ricki Lake and see the fat girls that come out in a size 6 dress and shake their cellulite across the stage? Then they say, "You know you want some of this!" Yuck! Not only does NOBODY want that, nobody wants to see that. It is utterly disgusting and it should be illegal. Also, just because they make it in your size, does not mean that you should wear it. Lets face the facts, here... some people are made to wear a one piece swimsuit...with a cover up skirt. There are some full-figured gals that look ok in a bikini, and if they are comfortable with their bodies, then more power to them, But if you have more chins than the Chinese phone book, mabey it is just best for you to avoid the beach all together. | ||||||||||||||||||
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