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| "Thank you, thank you, thank you. Well, my stupid sorry parasitic sacks of entrails." - Cpt. James Hook (Dustin Hoffman) |
| Quotes continued |
| "Now in England if you commit a crime the police don�t have a gun and you don�t have a gun so if you commit a crime its 'Stop�or ill say stop again'� - Robin Williams |
| "The only people flying to the middle east right now ARE terrorists�will you be sitting in armed or unarmed? In case of a cabin seizure a small gun will fall from the ceiling. Run to the front and claim it in the name of Allah" - Robin Williams |
| "There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. *POOF* What was that!? �and who are you?� - JKL |
| "You need a mother very very badly!" - Maggie Banning (Amber Scott) |
| "I solve math differently than most people you see...if I know I didn't get the right answer, I just multiply by the page number." - JKL |
| "I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it." - Clint Eastwood |
| "The worst part of success is to try finding someone who is happy for you." - Bette Midler |
| "I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it" - Steven Wright |
| "I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception." - Groucho Marx |
| "Why must women always want to be considered equals of men? I mean...can't they aspire to be a heck of a lot better than that?" - JKL |
| "What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth ? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad." - Dave Barry |
| "Everybody say grace..." "Bless this oh Lord..." "GRACE!" - Peter Banning (Robin Williams) |
| "hmm..while that is freaky..think about this: After death, your hair and fingernails conitinue to grow for 3 days." - JKL |
| "Women need a reason to have sex -- men just need a place." - Billy Crystal |
| "Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions." - Woody Allen |
| "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." - Jack Nicholson |
| "Why is it when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?" - Lily Tomlin |
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