| "OH NO! I just pulled my hearing aid out...oh wait...just a piece of earwax." - BHL |
| "She's only after what's in your pants dude." "My wang?" "No...your wallet." - JKL |
| "Hello, Steak&Shake waitress will you marry me? Hello, Taco Bell cashier will you marry me? Hello, Girl in the car next to us at the stoplight will you marry me?" ...(sad thing is they all said no) - BJK |
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| "Remind me never to use elevators ever again. Me and them just don't get along." - JKL |
| "I can't go very long without a hug." - Steve Linder (henceforth known as Dad) |
| "Shrimp is the fruit of the sea." - Benjamin Buford Blue (Bubba) |
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| "This above all: To thine own self be true, and it must follow as the night,the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - Hamlet Act 1 Scene 3 |
| "Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You have to set yourself on fire." - Coach of the Philly Flyers |
| "I mean, who doesn't wanna go to heaven? But are you willing to die to get there?" - JKL |
| "Every man dies, not every man really lives." - William Wallace aka Mel Gibson |
| "Life is not measured by the breaths we take. Rather by the moments that take our breath away." - Anon. |
| "We are the musicmakers. We are the dreamers of dreams." - Willy Wonka |
| "A critic is someone who comes onto the battlefield after the battle and shoots all the wounded." - Anon. |
| "Don't judge a man till you walk a mile in his shoes. Then you'll be a mile away and have both his shoes." - Anon. |
| "Stones from my enemies, these wounds will mend. But I cannot survive the roses from my friends." - Ben Harper |
| "Only the still water reflects what is truly there." - JKL |
| "Hey Josh...." "What?" (real heavy lisp) "Have you seen my weiner?" "uh oh....uh oh..." - Ian Sherer |
| "Excuse me, Mr. Stapp, could we get a few more Jesus poses?" - JKL |
| "mmm...yeah...she's ok..." "Ok...you're either gay or blind." - BJK |
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| "Happiest are the moments I am not awake to see." - JKL |