| "What a wasted day that is the one we do not laugh." - JKL |
| "There are always a lot of young ones because you see when a new baby laughs for the first time a new fairy is born, and as there are always new babies there are always new fairies. They live in nests on the tops of trees; and the mauve ones are boys and the white ones are girls, and the blue ones are just little sillies who are not sure what they are." - J.M. Barrie |
| "There could not have been a lovelier sight; but there was none to see it except a little boy who was staring in at the window. He had had ecstasies innumerable that other children can never know; but he was looking through the window at the one joy from which he must be for ever barred." - J.M. Barrie |
| "The loveliest tinkle as of golden bells: It is the fairy language. You ordinary children can never hear it, but if you were to hear it you would know that you had heard it once before." - J.M. Barrie |
| "If ignorance is bliss, now I know why you're always happy." - JKL |
| "My tire was thunping.I thought it was flat. When I looked at the tire, I noticed your cat." - JKL |
| "Le Grille?....what the hell is Le Grille?." - BJK |