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MORE HORROFYING HALLOWEEN HIJINKS!
what could be more horrorfying than a classic cartoon character, a swashbuckling scalliwag, an amputee rockstar, the Beastie Boys, a private school girl and four more years of Dubya?

yeah.  that's right.  nothing.
Minnie Mouse and a Pirate, a classic literary duo.
Def Leppard drummer, Rick Allen, post-New Year's 1985
The Rookie has no sympathy mutilated 1980's hairband drummers.  None.
Yo, Ho, Bl- okey, no joke.  Drunk pirate, that's it.
the chief deserves a drink after a long day of beatin' up crooks and pointing to his temple and shouting "Think!"
Don't misunderestimate my resolve.
Dare ye, yada yada, page three this way
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