Page Four'd!
Had the Steeler Cup not been in exile, this drunken fool would have won the glorious Cup and had his name inscribed in the duct tape of lore.

Keep on drinkin, Mike.  Keep on drinkin.
"No, you're drunk!"
"Wait, no, Russell's drunker."
"No...you're drunk."
"What's you're favourite sort of party, Jeff?"
"Why a 'Republican Party,' of course, Ian."
"You're a moron, Jeff."
The Rookie needs a rest.
My lord, you must live in one those 'blue states!'
The Chief masterly woos the Pirate.
After Andy gave away the Chief's real identity...
...things got messay.
"Mike...Mike...you dead?"
"Well, you've still got more life in you than your mother did last night in bed!"
"Heavens!  That sounded like a glass being thrown at a wooden shutter and then falling to the room below."
"Don't you tell me what not to throw at the wall!'
"Naww, it was somebody downstairs."
"Uh, no it didn't."
"Uh, yeah...you guys really got to go now."
- home -
Happy Halloween, y'all!
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