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Welcome to the --> Mandrake Fuh-Q Fest!

You can have it just about any way you want it here.

Hot, one-on-Mandrake action.

Hot, one-on-one-on-Mandrake action, even.

Or you could do nifty behind the scenes in GH3 stuff, general stories, anything!

To submit a Mandrake fic, give suggestions at more scenarios, or create new Mandrakes On Parade: email us.

Ooh! Or Mandrake!Angst. Mmm. Angsty goodness.

The Plots -->

Mandrakes On Parade --> The Players:

Abused/Abusive!Mandrake

AbusiveRelationship!Mandrake

Acne!Mandrake

Agressive!Mandrake

Angsty!Mandrake

AOL!Mandrake

Athiest!Mandrake

Athletic!Mandrake

BDSM!Mandrake

BeachBum!Mandrake

Bikini!Mandrake

BlueJeans!Mandrake

BlowJob!Mandrake

Boneless!Mandrake

Bossy!Mandrake

ChainSmoking!Mandrake

Choirboy/Choirgirl!Mandrake

Closet!Mandrake

Cowboy/Cowgirl!Mandrake

Depressed!Mandrake

DocMartens!Mandrake

Dominatrix!Mandrake

Dumbass!Mandrake

Fandom!Mandrake

Fantasy!Mandrake

FeatherBoa!Mandrake

Feisty!Mandrake

Flaming!Mandrake

Fluffy!Mandrake

Fruitcake!Mandrake

Fussy!Mandrake

Glitter!Mandrake

Goth!Mandrake

HairDye!Mandrake

Hell'sAngels!Mandrake

HighHeels!Mandrake

HomosexualTendencies!Mandrake

Horny!Mandrake

HTML-Savvy!Mandrake

Impotent!Mandrake

Inebriated!Mandrake

JockStrap!Mandrake

Kinky!Mandrake

Laryngitis!Mandrake

LiveJournal!Mandrake

LeatherPants!Mandrake

MarySue!Mandrake

Nightclub!Mandrake

NHS!Mandrake

NudistColony!Mandrake

OneNightStand!Mandrake

OC!Mandrake

OOC!Mandrake

Orgy!Mandrake(s)

OTP!Mandrake

Ovulating!Mandrake

Passionate!Mandrake

Perfectionist!Mandrake

Pervy!Mandrake

PhoneSexOperator!Mandrake

PillowBiter!Mandrake

Pimp!Mandrake

PlasticVegetable!Mandrake

PlayDoh!Mandrake

Poetic!Mandrake

Polyjuiced!Mandrake

Poncy!Mandrake

Popular!Mandrake

Pregnant!Mandrake

PrimaDonna!Mandrake

Prostitute!Mandrake

Prude!Mandrake

Psychologist!Mandrake

Psychotic!Mandrake

Puberty!Mandrake

Raincoat!Mandrake

Renegade!Mandrake

RHPS!Mandrake(s)

RPG!Mandrake

SatanicCult!Mandrake

Senile!Mandrake

Sims!Mandrake(s)

SitCom!Mandrake

SlashAddict!Mandrake

SlashWriting!Mandrake

Slut!Mandrake

Snobby!Mandrake

Spanking!Mandrake

SpecialAgent!Mandrake

Spy!Mandrake

Streaker!Mandrake

~~Strike~~!Mandrake

Suicidal!Mandrake

SurferDude!Mandrake

TeenParent!Mandrake

Teething!Mandrake

Thong!Mandrake

Transvestite!Mandrake

Twittering!Mandrake

Undercover!Mandrake

WaxedFruit!Mandrake

Scenarios:

General:

A Mandrake gets ahold of a wand. General mayhem ensues.

A Mandrake who is teething requires extra special care and TLC.

A Mandrake makes a LiveJournal/DeadJournal.

A Mandrake goes undercover for the FBI (or equivalent organization).

A Mandrake becomes a hooker/prostitute.

A Mandrake is appointed Minister of Magic.

A Mandrake and a pineapple walk into a bar.

A Mandrake propositions Professor Sprout.

A Mandrake is caught shoplifting.

A Mandrake is apprehended in a court of law.

A Mandrake is kidnapped and turned into a private love-slave by Filch.

A Mandrake is betrothed and married to Mrs. Norris, Filch presiding.

A Mandrake is elected president of the United States of America.

A Mandrake appears on American Idol.

--> A Mandrake releases its debut CD. (Sequel to above.)

A Mandrake vacations in Hawaii/Tahiti/equally vacation-ish spot.

A Mandrake is crowned Miss America.

A Mandrake creates a software comparable to Microsoft, buys out Microsoft and monopolizes the field.

--> A Mandrake viciously rapes Bill Gates. (Sequel to above.)

A Mandrake steals Harry's Firebolt.

A Mandrake steals Harry and Draco's lube.

The Mandrakes make a mess.

The Mandrakes hold Prossor Sprout hostage and demand Draco's pink lace thong as ransom.

The Mandrakes attempt to wear Draco's pink lace thong.

The Mandrakes string Draco's pink lace thong up a flagpole.

The Mandrakes go on strike.

The Mandrakes convince the house elves to join the brothel.

The Mandrakes visit the Dursleys.

--> The Mandrakes viciously rape Dudley/Vernon/Petunia. (Sequel to above.)

The Mandrakes discover the joy of cooking.

The Mandrakes become addicted to crack-cocaine and/or Starbucks.

The Mandrakes forge a makeshift stronghold in a SoHo Starbucks.

The Mandrakes visit SoHo for more . . . personal reasons.

The Mandrakes steal a boat and row across the English Channel to France.

--> The Mandrakes visit Paris. (Sequel to above.)

The Mandrakes play in the rain.

The Mandrakes go to Disneyworld.

The Mandrakes instigate a riot at a nudist colony.

Mandrake/Mandrake Action:

A Mandrake decides to service another Mandrake.

A teething Mandrake decides to service another Mandrake. Ouch.

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