| Consepts for the Stupid |
| Here is a list of rules to follow that will help you in life if you are stupid, dumb or both. |
| Falling off bridges into water will hurt greatly. Yes, water may not be as hard as concrete, but i assure you. You will be in pain. The stupid (this site's main audience) will need to note that this man is NOT an actor or stunt double. He is not doing this because his friends dared him or because he is wanting to risk his life for no reason. However I dont really know why he is falling. It seems a bit ironic in the least that this man is falling in this strange posision while 4 dudes are ALL right there in place to help him AND he is getting his picute taken at the same time. Strangly enough, it happened. The lesson here is: Falling in water from high altitudes will hurt you. |
| Lets start it off here. This is a picture of saber tooth tiger. I suppose it's called that because of it's large, saber like teeth. However you have to wonder about the namers of the "saber tooth tiger" considering it has two TEETH not a single TOOTH. However If i was a scurvy, unitelligent cave woman I proabably wouldn't know the differnece. Obiously, they didn't either. These 'saber teeth' were most likley the cave men's sissors/fork/body piercing tool. Infact, while we're on cavemen, I have an interesting point to bring up to you. The wheel was the first 'big' accomplishment, was it not? I would just like to ask, how could you live in a society where people are so dumb that the wheel is the most recent technology, and most people marvel at it??? Frankly, the thought disturbes me. I would like to think of my predecesesors and smart, intelligent (not as intelligent as me or CBM of course) individuals.However, this is not so. Here is a small sample of how I think the wheel came about into exsistance. |
| Normally, dyeing your hair does not make it better. Instead, you look like a nerd, freak, loser, wanna be, retard, HDE, ect. Unless of course its somthing cool, like purple. That is acceptable. However i fail to think that blue and green are cool. Today's lesson is: Don't dye your hair unless your IQ is higher than your age. |
| Electric guitars are better than banjos. Need more proof? click here. |
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| My signature pic rocks. -Spasmodic Sciurid |
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| Normally, bears attack humans. This picture is one case that that is not true. |
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| Anyways, my insult on cavemen all actally has to do with saber tooth tigers. Anyways, the note to the dumb here is: Don't get bitten by an extinct tiger with big teeth. |
| There really isn't alot to say about this one.... but please... If you are a large-butted man, please kill yourself to spare the women in your general vacinity. |
| These two annoyed me so much I have rants on them. Check them out if you haven't. |