Rant: The Scurviness of Country Music
A rant by SS
Country Music.  *shakes head*  I picked this topic to rant about first because it is one of the most repulsive objects in my vocabulary.  WHY? would people listen to a banjo playing, whiskey drinking, corn husking, old men when one can listen to rock or rap music??  UNLIKE CBM, I have never ever liked country.
Country. the NAME. it annoys me. i mean, what, does it mean people who live in the country just HAVE to listen to it??
Guess what! i live in the country and i hate it more than the dude that hit a squirrel outside my house! well... pretty close... but... its a SQUIRREL!
I wish one day people would wake up and listen to it. Not just HEAR it, LISTEN to it! All they do is complain about some of the following (or all):
Life
squirrels
Their dog ( and their neighbor's )
their wife
their children
their car/truck
their chicken coop
I dont' know about you, but i have always thought electric guitars and hot guys were better than old men and banjos.

But thats just me.

I know what your thinking right now. HOW CAN SHE INSULT COUNTRY MUSIC! I LOVE COUNTRY! OLD MEN DON"T EVEN SING IT! USUALLY ITS YOUNG MEN!

my reply:     ok... maybe younger... but still with banjos. The 'twang' of a banjo isn't exactly a 'great' sound in my ears.  If i had to listen to all the counry songs in the world and had to rate at least one over 1 (on a 1 to 10 scale) i would probably get a total of (about) 2 songs.  However i still hate those songs so much that i wish evil mutant squirrels would attack and devour the writers/producers of the song while making them listen to Macy Gray singing the national Anthem and having them eat mashed potatoes untill their bones rot and their blood turns to battery acid.

sorry. got a bit carried away. 

As you can see, I hate country music.  I don't really know why, besides the fact that it sounds bad.  frankly, i dont understand why anyone likes it!  And here, to end i have a picture of a banjo (an player) and an electric guitar. Please consider them carfully and deside which one rocks your socks off more.
Note Coolness of Guitar to your left. You can almost picture a hot guy going and picking it up already.
Note ugly man playing ugly guitar-like spinn-off. 
-Written by thte Country Hating Spasmodic Sciurid
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