Modern Art is Crapola
Pretty much the section explains itself. I'm gonna show you some pics of ugly/nasty art and  you can see my imitation of them.  I think it will quite enjoyable.
Lets start with this one. I think this one should be named "i know my shapes!" in honor of its 'skilled' painter.  Seriously , selling at about 3 million dollars, i think this buyer needs a bit of help. What is up with that anyways??? it looks like my 4 year old cousins drawings.
Here is my imitation of it:
Look! its just as ugly! and it'll cost ya ton less!
infact! i'll let you have it for a mere $200! ; )
Ok. after that ugly 'masterpiece' lest continue on. I'm sure you'll like the next one. It was one of my 'favorites'
I did not make a imitation but i will give you a close up on the 'zit' i mean.... what else could it be??
This one scares me. I  would think that , after drawing one of these (see, theres 3 pics) that the artist would die in miserable shame. instead, he precedes to make 3 of them, and then sell them at unreasonable prices.  I actally named this one "retarded piece of crap" considering its uglyness.  i mean... LOOK AT THE RETARDED FISH WITH THE BUBBBLE!!! I think we can reasonable classify 'modern art' as anything that costs a ton and is painted on canvas. What is that weird spot on the dude's check anyways?? a zit??
Possibilities:

Zit

Hickey

Nasty tatoo

artist messed up

strange and disturbing birth-mark
Don't worry! this is only half of it! CLICK HERE to go to the next page of 'lovely art'

Dont worry.... its worth your time in the end ;) trust me.
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