This one never ceases to amaze me.
Guess which one is worth more!

ok.. so its kinda obvious... but still.... isn't my imitation pretty close!? i mean you really need to look closely at this to realize its' stupidity.  It lookes like "spray painted gayness" if you ask me.
However, mine completly rocks. I mean LOOK at that color sequence! wow. i never fail to amaze myself.
Be afraid, be very afraid. this next one is scary beyond all belief.
Here we have a wonderful example of my art skills. Look at that simalarity! wow! amazing! i mean, it looks like 1.2 million dollars (the other one is actally that much!)
haha. i rock.
I dont know about you, but i dont know if i'd accept that painting even if a guy gave it to me for free. i'd pitch it.
But thats just me.
          This is sooooo crap.
I'd buy it... for 2 cents.
WARNING!!! UGLY PICTURE FOLLOWS THIS HEADING!!!!! PREPARE FOR EYE HAZARD!!!
Take a deep breath..... and.... HERE IT IS!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yes... i no.... HIDEOUS!!! i actally named this thing 'the ugly freak'.
I think that pretty much describes the picture all in 3 words.
I mean... look! its eating paintbrushes! that MUST mean its an art demon or somthing... and...why does it have that big flap thingy on the side of its head?? it looks like its from star trek deep space 9. and look at its shirt. THE SLEEPVES ARE TIGHT AROUND HIS WRIST!!!
If you didn' t hate him (her??) before, now you can. Those shirts are gay.

Now.. Here is the most amazing pic of all.... It sells for over 12 million dollars......
-Written by the "artsy"  Spasmodic Sciurid
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