Either way, If you actally pay attention in class, take notes, read the reading we were assigned to do and look at the hideous HCC you would be extremly stupid, gay, retarded, and smelly. You would also get extremely good grades.
Or you could slack off.
Frankly i like the second choice better. That is why i've come up with these helpful rules when slacking off and not paying attention to HCC. IF you obey this list and do all these things you might be put in the hospital. However you would have accomplished your task of disappointing and not paying attention to HCC.While i've been bored in science, and you may be too, I've come up with some good ways to keep my mind off what i'm trying to study.
1. Try to imagine what HCC would look like if he had long curly hair
2. Pretend to slice peoples heads off with sissors.
3. Write notes to CBM about goonies and the fact that science is so boring that i'd rather be having computer class... the dreaded.
4. Think up/draw the next way HCC will die by goonie attack.
5. Imagine if you could fly like a goonie
6. Scribble all over your science notes making everything completlely illegible
7. Think of things as gay as this retarded rant of evilness
8. Have as much fun as you can with two strange key chain squirrel/cats
9. Give HCC hateful looks
10. Pretend like your interested in the reading and HCC will get more livly and active because he thinks someone is listening to him. bwhahahaha
11.Stare at CBM's hair
12. 'Munch' on things just because HCC dosen't let you eat during class. Not becuase your hungry
13.Plug your ears and sing songs in your head.
14. Fall asleep
15. Dream and hallucinate of goonies and squirrels.
16. When HCC asks you to answer a question try to think up the nerdiest words possible to answer him. Example: instead of saying "Uhh... I think its Hydrogen" say "the answer to your hypothosis solves the equation of the equilateral answering the first periodical element: Hydrogen."
17. Think of how many ways you could kill HCC
18. Realize that HCC looks like a big turtle without a shell.
19. Do a completely different assignment
20. Dream about ripping Tssquared's head off.
21.Listen very closely and hear Tssquared go "tss... Tss.... Tssss.." all through class
22. 'Listen' to HCC and make HCC quotes.
23. Draw HCC and goonies on your science paper.
24. Get annoyed with how high RGN's pants go up when he sits.
25. Get annoyed with how high HCC's pants go up when he sits.
26. Die.
Here is what HCC looks like for the most part. You also might have noticed that it is the same picture that i used in my rant about country music. Frankly, I dont care. Besides the fact that HCC is not black, play banjo, or wear that type of hat, there is a stunning resembleance.
