| Sayings of Hong Cong Chong |
| You better pay attention, or you'll get hit in the head with an apple! Hehe!! |
| And Miss *CBM'S NAME HERE* is sitting there in her car at the train tracks and i through and apple at her car, that wouldn't be very nice thought would it? Hehe! |
| Yes, I think she (MOHCC) is a very attractive woman! |
| CBM: What do you do when you're dog barks at night? HCC: I sometimes grey tape his mouth shut. CBM: !!!!!! HCC: Well, i can't sleep otherwise! |
| These are all actal sayings of HCC, or retarded things he did. The reason he always has GUY in his words is kuz its soo funny when he says it. Its so incredibley squeaky and lame and he doesn't know we laugh at it. bwhahahah -SS |
| Thats poor, guy, that's poor. (to RGN) |
| Turn your heavenly gaze toward me. *smile* |
| That's yucky. |
| And then THAT little baby rolls down the hill (meaning a rock) |
| Lets' ask Miss Gun Lady. Hehe. Gun Lady? (meaning CBM) |
| I'm sorry guy. (to HDE) |
| Is your brain still full of turkey? (talking to GS the day after Thanksgiving) |
| If you can't read that, then you're 'hurtin' for certain' hehe! |
| Come on guy... (to HDE) |
| *In a sad lame voice with big fake frown* You're... You're leaving us?? *fake wimper* |
| *Looks in mirror* Oh! is my makeup on right?? |
| If you have a strong enough sucker. (meaning mouth) We can suck it up a 32 ft straw. |
| Hopefully you can read my scraw |
| Lets go to the straw guy! (RGN) |
| *smirky smile* You do pretty good reading my Chicken Scratch. |
| Well, You guys did pretty good |
| We shouldn't beat our dogs. |
| Have a sharp pencil and an equally sharp mind! |
| Are you drying your nails or do you have a question? (asking SS who is glaring back at him) |
| Good job Guy! (to RGN) |
| In squeaky annoying voice "Happy Day!" |
| Why are golfballs dimply? |
| Rather goofy! Hehe! |
| C'mon! More smileys. *annoying smile, winks, and leans to the side* |
| Then we squish this guy into a tiny spec. We're not gonna do that to this poor guy. (a stuffed snowman) |
| I didnt bring me an airplane today, but... Let's make one.*grabs yardstick and tapes ruler across it* There! |
| We want Bernoulli!!! We want Bernoulli!!! |
| You naughty kitten! You lost your mitten! |
| Just as cool as a cucumber.... (are they even cool?) |
| Chewooooooo!!! (weird noise made all the time) |
| (Imitating worker of Lord Kelvin) My trencher's gettin a little short, boss! |
| (Squeaky voice) ...And then, dadadada they splice it! |
| HCC said guy 8 times today |
| *To RGN* Anyone who can use a dictionary like that is gonna make it! |
| Do not poke with forklift! (said for some odd reason cbm does not remember) |
| How else can you make heat besides your brilliant personality? |
| Sometimes I kick myself. |
| (To SS) Well, lets ask Miss Webster- you see, HCC had been asking the meaning of words, and SS knew what they meant, however the rest of GYA didn't. |
| Well, I'm not real sticky. (Lets hope not) |
| We have a little smacker with our car. (pronounces smacker with a long sound of A) |
| Are you just ariating your fingernails, or do you have a question? (with smirkish smile on face) |
| *getting annoyed with self* My head isn't screwed on. |
| Somplace very fairy! hehe (in squeakish voice that about pops your eardrums) |
| *kids talking in very boring manner* "Don't say it with such exuberance!" (in very excitedly hyper voice) |
| Your brow is furrowed. (who even knows what the word means these days) how about, you look confused? much easier to understand, its acutally english |
| This might seem like a bunch of gobbeldy goop! (teaching something absolutely gay and retarded that absolutely no one would ever need to know) |
| No offense to squirrel! (to SS who is absulutely obsessed with squirrels, but i mean cmon, we dont need to start calling her one.) |
| My head can't think right now. |
| Much thanks to CBM, she writes down the quotes and writes them here. Yay. |
| You're guilty buddy. |
| That's really squishin' *about a bird* |
| They crank those babies! |
| *To HDE about SS* Is she a walking dictionary or what? |
| *SS gives HCC the evil eye* Whoa! You could melt a snowman with those babies!*meaning her eyes in the evil glare* |
| I haven't got my math head on yet. |
| We took his gobbles off! |
| I'm not a bird guy! (talking about birds *cough*does he mean he's not a GOONIE guy??*cough* in science) (what??) |
| (During Science time, the subject he adores, being his nerdy self, and evyone else hates) "Our time is fleeting" (i believe hcc was feeling exasperated at the end of his beloved science class) |
| *HCC begins staring kind of into space, kind of at SS, kind of at GS, all in one SS- *stares at HCC for a second with confused face and turns around to look at GS, then looks back at HCC, then looks back at GS* SS- Who is he looking at? GS- I don't know. HCC-* With sqeakish laughing voice * Im just a smiley guy! |
| I"m gonna go wash some of this off before some of my skin falls off or something. |
| What little hair I have should be whistling in the wind. Hehe |
| *To GS about a vaccuum. *"Get that whirly machine *name*, Good Job!! (has some strange obsession with the floor being clean every day of the week but especially on Friday before the cleaners clean. |
| HCC: Who is that lovely mermaid back there on that chalkboard? CBM: A beautiful person. (little did HCC know it was a guy, and it was Unstalker drawn by SS earlier) HCC: The way that hair drapes over one side of HER face is very attractive. SS: Oh yeah! Isn't it lovely? HCC: I probly shouldn't be saying this. You probly know some one with hair like that. SS : No, but I saw a guy with hair like that one time. CBM: Yeah, it was pretty nasty. (He also didn't know that we made Unstalker his nephew) |
| (To RGN) It depends on how much you drag your wagon. |
| Fry or Die!! (During very, very, exceedingly boring science class) |
| * Bark Bark* My brain is going to the dogs! Hehe! |
| (During P.E. TSSquared for some odd reason chucked a football at RGN even though he was his own teem mate and made him fall down) *HCC to RGN* Up Buddy, Up Buddy!! |
| (HCC always seems to try to be exact with his number, like instead of saying 5 minutes, he will say 4) "I'm gonna tak about 2 minutes with you guys, or maybe 5. |
| Peeny Weeny!! |
| You gotta go up, over humpty dump. (We always knew HCC had a perverted mind) |
| Get a new hooker thing! (As you can see, we always knew HCC had a perverted mind) |
| HDE? Success? NONE! (HCC is always very kind and considerate) |
| *To RGN in very enthused tone* Well hey Mr. Static Electricity Guy!! |
| Are you guys making elephentes? (pronounced elephontaes) |
| You're not very lightbulby today? Are you! |
| Get your computers fired up!! (What is fired up anyways?) |
| I don't wanna get zappered! hehe! (GRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!) |
| Just and extra piece of information : HCC compares vacuums with arm motions in track. (Yeah, he's that weird) |
| Thanks for comin' to school, Smiley!! (To some poor random kid who was like 4 yrs old and so accursed that they had to show up at GYA) |
| Guys, no more balls!! (Uh, please! Don't do it! They really do need them) |
| He's a happy guy! *in high squeaky voice while making a very inaccurate sketch of GS* |
| Shmitter Shmatter!! (HCC has a really nasty habit of saying really nasty things! I mean seriously!) |
| *Messing around with some electrical fencer during his absolute favorite thing ever, SCIENCE* I don't wanna get zappered |
| (Also during science) Those rascals are attracted to each other (Uh, actually it was about a balloon and a wall. Yes! please call a councelor, or a freaky dude trying vigorously to sell you very ugly things at a jewelry store, or anyone!!) |
| It went boinger when he hit there! |
| Nice, Guy!! *In extraordinarily high voice to RGN* |
| (HCC to GS) CBM is rolling her eye bulbs at you. (OK, what are eye bulbs anyway?) |
| Do some reading in science while I go inhale something. (Ok, first, what is he inhaling?!! Maybe HCC is some drug addict. *snaps to reality* like that could ever happen. and second, *died laughing* read science?!!!?? Ha! Dream on!) |
| Magnetic balls!! (Ok, I'm not even commenting on that one.) |
| The problem with me and thee.... |
| The purple pages, not the purple pill! (HEHE! ok that seriously is like the retardedest thing I've ever heard in my entire life!) |
| (SS was sick for about 3 days one week and CBM totally died! Anyways HCC was gathering her homework and on the back of her Math book was a portrait of HCC, only HCC didn't know. His comments on the picture are as follows) "Is this a self-portrait or what? It looks like a happy space alien!' HEHE! (Needless to say, CBM thought this was extremely hilarious!) |
| Tssquared: How? HCC: Are you a native American? HEHE! (that is totally retarded! oh my! Indians only say that in retarded animated movies, which probly are the only ones that HCC can ever work up the courage to watch.) |
| hyp = leg + leg |
| *pronouncing "gums" "gooms"* (Talking about flossing your teeth) And then your gums start bleeding! (ok, who calls gum, goom? Weird indeed!) |
| Sometimes I wake up at night, and I hear this crumpling of paper and I can't sleep the rest of the night! (ummm......) |
| *In a rather high squeaky annoying voice that would break any camera in the premesis* Weenyin' out! |
| HCC calls Herbergers, Herberglers. (Yes, it is exceedingly scurvy!) |
| HCC calls Kenya Kenia. |
| They are ductless! HEHE *makes weird noise that sounds slightly like a dying duck* |
| I thought you were looking at your hoof. (HCC sometimes calls feet hoove for some odd reason. Just because he's half horse doesn't mean we are too.) |
| Oh you poor thing!! My heart pumps for you! |
| (Red words are changed)*Starts singing scurvy song with made up words* I wish I were a fish, a swishin' in the water, I'd do the things I wanted to and not the things I oughter. I wouldn't have to do my mathematics, I wouldn't have to go to school, I wouldn't have to listen to HCC all the afternoon! (believe me it was exceedingly scurvy!) |
| Clean up around your desks a weasle bit. It's looking a bit blurpeesh! (no comment on that one) |
| Is this a leg? (NO, I thought it was an arm actually!) |
| *In a far too cheery voice* And then we'll do the defins! (In case you haven't figured it out, he called definitions, defins. VERY SCURVY!!) |
| (During a vocabulary test) Aftermath - Aftermath, we will have recess! HEHEHE (Needless to say, CBM and SS think HCC is far to scurvy to be legal!) |
| *About a toilet plunger* I already licked on this one! HEHE (As I said before, far too scurvy to be legal) |
| It's a little bit bitey! (About a battery that HCC was licking) |
| He took a nippers! |
| I chew on you! (HCC, no promoting violence at this school!!!) |
| (During class one day HDE was standing on a flat ball and suddenly fell over) HDE: OK, a new rule is you can't stand on balls! (Turns to CBM and SS and does a completely disgusted face thinking about what he just said) HCC: This is probably a good idea. So you don't break your head! (Ok, that entire statement sounds completely totally sick!!!) |