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| ---ENOUGH!!! Now, tell me! Where is the Promised Land!!? |
| It's in my pants!!! |
| [nobody laughs] |
| Damn. . . rough crowd. I seem to be the only one with pants, anyway. Yeah! Yer all just jealous! |
| WHOA! You call those pants?!? Get yer eyes checked, foo'! Looks more like leggings to me!! |
| They look more like bicycle pants. . . |
| Actually, I believe they are pants designed back in the early days of lore. . . of course, Cloud wears pants similar that are designed back when the dark ages were in affect. . . |
| Well, thank you, Red. . . I think you're on to somethi--- |
| --leggings.. |
| Damn!! |
| Anyways, we really should yell for Cloud and the others. . . Sephiroth will end us if we don't. |
| Ha! Sephy aint got the guts! |
| Don't test him, Cid! I want to see all of you alive! |
| Yeah! We haven't even gotten to the second disk yet!! |
| Well, it's good to have you all back, Cloud! Tifa and Aeris were with you? |
| Yeah! We were both looking for the Materia shop, and then we found Cloud at the arcades!! I think he was playing 'Ehrgize' or somethin'. . . |
| Pretty neat game! I thought some of the characters looked awfly suspicious, though. . . |
| Great. . .sounds spectacular!!! Can we get on with the story, here??!? Appearently, we left off with Cloud claiming Sephiroth to be a major sissy!! Now I'd like to hear Sephy's side! **ahem** |
| I didn't say that! |
| He's in denial, Sephy. . . lets get 'im. |
| Who's side is Cid on? |
| MINE!! |
| Wait! Look at Cid! He's on some sort of mind-control!! |
| Yeah! I think Aeris is right! [beats Cid with the club] |
| Ahh! My goggles broke!! |
| Well holy crap... We're they expensive? |
| Hell Yes! I bought these puppies with that money stashed in Marlene's piggy bank!! You selfish bastard!!!! |
| [Everyone watches for Barret's reaction....] |
| uh ohhh |
| [enraged] ......... |
| Well? Whatcha gonna do 'bout it, fat boy? |
| Intersting... I've never seen Barret's face get this way before.... |
| He looks like he's been sprayed in the face with a skunk... *giggle giggle* |
| [begins walking off in discust] See ya later, school-girls.... I've gotta train to catch! |
| Eeeeeeeee!! |
| [Tifa runs and jumps in Sephiroth's arms] |
| Hey silly! Don't leave without sayin' "bye bye"! |
| [*Smacks his forehead*] Jeez... what a bimbo. |
| [everyone turns to Cid and stares] |
| WHAT!?!!! |
| .......Leggings |
| Hehe.. yea, i remember the days at Rosco's.. Workin' 9 to 5 every night to pay for Marlene's schoolin'. **sigh** Those were good wholesome memories, my friends... Good, wholesome mem-- |
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| *Tee Hee* |
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| DAMN!!! |
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| Written in 2000 by S. Wright |
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