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| Alright, we're here!! This is gonna be GREAT fun, you guys!! |
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| What's the big friggin' deal with drivin' stick shift?!? Even Barret, over there, can drive!! |
| Wow, Yuffie! I never knew you learned how to drive a stick! [throws up] |
| Yes, but we all now that Yuffie has problems with concentration. . . .and. . . thinking. . . quickly. . . . at. . . . times. . .~~ [faints from thinking too quickly] |
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| Umm....riiiight... |
| So, where are we going to shop at FIRST?! |
| OHHhh!! I think Barret wanted to get deadrocks at the Barber Shop. |
| WHAT THE?!?!? Not deadrocks... 'DREADLOCKS'!!! [clobbers her over the head with a club] |
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| [falls to the ground] ~Oooh...head..hurts..~~ |
| Damn straight! [runs behind Cloud for cover] |
| Barret, are you afraid of a girl who's just been beaten with a club?! |
| Where DID you get that club, anyway? |
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| Jacked it from Yuff's get-up! |
| Hey, how 'bout some EBONICS, man! I can't tell a word you been sayin' since we left Rocket Town! I mean seriously, if you keep it up, half of us are gonna start breakdancing and shi*!! [runs and hides behind Cloud] |
| Cid, that's where Barret's hiding.. |
| [bumps into Barret] GAHH!! Oh...uh...Barret! What are you doin' here, big guy? Hehe... [gets beaten over the head with the club] @!BASH!!* Oowww!! DAMN, that's startin' to bruise! |
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| [unloads his jacket] |
| Haha!! You two are funny! Luckily, I am programmed to understand and fluently speak five thousand dialects of Jive! So i found out, through careful translation, that Barret is 'stealing things from Yuffie's vehicle!' |
| **Gasp!!** Stealing?!? Barret, is this true?? |
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| [shocked] WHA?!?!? |
| OH! I steal, too! Just look at my feet! [shows his paws full of diamonds] |
| [even MORE shock!] **GASP!!!!** |
| [wakes up with a groggy grin] Hee hee. . . I think I stole something, also. . . . [goes back unconscous]~~ |
| AHHH!! MY PANTS!!! |
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| Hee hee!! |
| Damn, man! Head for cover!! |
| I think he looks CUTE! |
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| HAHAHAHA!!! |
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| Yeah, kinda' cute!! Haha! |
| Damn foo's! [pantless and humiliated beyond tolerance, hides behind Cloud again] |
| Whoa! Oh NO YOU DON'T!!! [kicks Barret in the butt and heads toward the food court] |
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| Hmm. . . never knew Barret shopped at the Gap. . . |
| By Crikey!! They were on this WAAILD sale last week!! It was heeeuuuuge!!!!!! |
| BAH!! Australian. . . |
| HA HA!! Barret found a neat game!! We can talk to each other in strange, foreign accents! |
| **Ahem!!** [clearing his throat] ~~Me love you vely loooong time.... Me Chop-sui your Kung Pow Cheeken!! HAIIIYAAAWWW!!! |
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| HAHAHAAAAAAA!!! Ahhhahahaa!! Oh man!! Those crazy Asians.... |
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| [while the others continue to blabber, Aeris and Tifa get away toward the food court] |
| This is so strange. . . Cloud should be at the food court! But how come we can't see him?? |
| YEAH! Maybe it's a hide and seek game!! Cloud gets silly like that, sometimes. |
| [looks for cloud at the Orange Julius] MARCO!!!!! |
| POLO!!!!!! Hee hee! Sorry, I couldn't resist! |
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| Polo. . . . |
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