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| Eeeeeek!! |
| [notices it's just Vincent] PHEW!!! You had us scared for second, 'mystery man'! |
| Where have you been all this time, Vincent?? We seem to have lost Cloud. . . . |
| I was bustin' out some moves at the DDR arcade until they started chargin' six quarters a turn. SIX QUARTERS!! [banging his head against a wall] SIX--QUARTERS!!! **BASH@!** Why SIX!?? WHY?! **SMASH#@! WHY!!? *BAMM!%*@* Whyyyyyyyyyyy~~~~~~!!!! |
| [looking for a gentle response] Wow! I didn't know Zombies played Dance Dance Revolution! |
| Hey! I'm not a zom---- |
| ---Tifa, just cause he's a Zombie doesn't mean he isn't into dancing videogames. Right, Vincent?? |
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| No, but really, i'm not a Zo----- |
| --Listen, yer not scarin' us with your ZOMBIE talk', k! I think we're all mature grown-ups here! Don't you agree, Vincent? |
| [discusted by Tifa's lack of reasoning, Vincent flies off into the distance] Until next time, friends! I will return when you have come to realize I am a human be----- |
| ---Save it, Vince! We already know you're a mutant zombie! Let's just leave it at that! PHEW!! I need a rest from all this arguing! Whatta ya' say we head over to the Materia shop for awhile! |
| [meanwhile, at the other side of the mall. . . .] |
| Hee hee!! That's a cool trick, Barret!! Show us it again! |
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| Hell yeah! It was classic!! |
| Hmmmmm. . . . .ok! [**takes a deep breath and cups his hands over his mouth] ~~Ppppppttpptpttthhtthhtttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~~ ~ |
| AAHHHH HAHAHAHA!!!!!! |
| [with tears dripping from his eyes] Hahaaa!! Man, I know someone who can record that stuff on tape for ya'.. *Hoo hoo...You'd make a steal!! |
| fools.. |
| AHHHH!!!!! [scared cold, they look for a way to calm themselves] |
| ...and BINGO was his name--O! B--I--N-G-O...B--I--N-G-O... |
| MILK. . . it does a body good! Oh YES it does!! Oh yes!! Yes, yes, yes!~~ [*faints*]~~ |
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| . . . .Leonardo leads--Donatello does machines. . . Raphael is cool, but rude. . . Michaelangelo is a party dude!!! Teenage Mutant Ninja Tur----- |
| --Are you finished yet?!? I have to meet the Mayor of Nibelheim at 10:00. . . |
| ATTACK!!!!!!!! |
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| [pacing back and forth] Before I end your lives, tell me where Cloud and Aeris are!! |
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| Alright, Seph.. You win. But, before we tell you, a question must be answered. . . . How much wood could a woodchuck choke. . . no no, that's not it! Damn!! Hold on, Sephy. . . How much wood could a woodchuck duck---DAMN!!! |
| That's enough, Cid. . . . I'll take it from here. Listen, Sephiroth. I will make you an offer you can't refuse. In my daughter's nap-sack are some Spiderman comics dating back to------- |
| [**launches a huge lightning bolt at Cait Sith**] |
| ~~Tzzzzzzzttzzttzztzzzzzz Meeeeoowwwwch!!!! That makes me warm!! Help me, plea---tzzzzzzttzzzz* AHHHHH!!! Bad warmth!! |
| Alright Seph!! You win! I'll throw in the nap-sack too! |
| SILENCE, FOOL!! |
| [**still sizzling**] ov. .er. . . here. . .guys. . .~~~ |
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| Hey, I think the cat's tryin' to tell us somethin'. . |
| ~~ y--yes. . . please. . .~ |
| Nah, forget it! I lost interest already. |
| Yo, Red!! What's with all the silence you been dealin' us?!? You haven't said a thing since I lost my pants!!! |
| [finishes chewing on Cait Sith's crispy exterior and looks up at the others] Oh. . . **crunch** **slurp**. . .man, that's good cat, guys. . . . |
| Have you lost it, man?!? That was Cait Sith! REMEMBER?!? Cait Sith--- the 'ROBOT'!!??!? I mean, what the #@!!*?% were you thinkin'?!!?? |
| Well, whatever he was, he was pretty tasty. . . Reminded me of when I was at Rosco's joint! Now THAT was grub!!! |
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