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The Excess of Infancy- This one is dedicated to all the morons who suck off the comercialist teet of excess.
Book Deal- There are baby books for and by every type of person imaginable, I decided to throw my hat in the ring.
A Smoker Trying to Subsist- New ways of saving money for a forthcoming rugrat
Bad News- Discourse on miscarriage
The Freedom of Instability- New found happiness in the ability to roam free.
Sexual Underachievers- Americans: Fat, Lazy, and dependant on Viagra
The Bulls--t of Bureaucracy- Just in case you don't doubt the ability of the powers that be, here's a little nugget to change that
The Atrocities of Basic Cable- With networks like Comedy Central and MTV handing out air time to any one capable of walking upright, it's a wonder anarchy doesn't reign supreme
It'll all Make Sense in the Cliff's Notes- An illustration of the problems writing while intoxicated can pose.
The Punk Rock Paradox- My gripes with popular music.
Common Beliefs...- This one has a really long name, so the title's been abreviated. It deals with the American dream of homeownership.
Holiday Schmoliday- A thousand or so words on why I decided not to write any rants during the Christmas-New Year season
Hobbies: Threat or Menace- This piece jumps around quite a bit but it's got some good content to it.
The Mythological Idealism of Insanity- You might think you're going crazy, but before you commit yourself, read this.
If You Can Tip a Cow... What you leave on the table after a meal might come back to haunt you. Find out more here!
Corporate Mind Control... A rebirth of the ideal that made the writing great--or at least digestable.
Bad Policy Without Reason or Rhyme... Just in case you still believe America is a land of free and brave individuals. This will set your thought process back a minute.
War, Huh! What is it Good For... All hail the chief! All hail the thief!
Old People Suck... Another group of people I've decided to blame for everything that's wrong with the world.
Attack of the Clones... Are you sure the guy sitting next to you at the bar wasn't concieved in a petri dish?
Lost and Found... It has been a while. I thought I might be lost, but as it tuns out sometimes you just need a dictionary to find direction.
Knowledge via Wisdom... One of my readers asked that I use fewer, "big words," This is my retort.
The Game is Afoot... A special little rant for football lovers and haters alike.
The Lesser of Two Evils... Just when you think politicians are giving you the shaft, here comes more evidence that they really are.
Wagon's Ho... For some, excuses are necessary after a stint of hard drinking. In my case, it's backwards.
Stay tuned for more!!
Note to Thieves and Those lacking the imagination and insane thought processes to create their own drunken discourses on society:
95% of the content on this website has been Copywrited; or somewhere in that neighborhood. You could take you chances and try to steal my ideas...this action may however result in your taking a chance on recieving a tumultuous beating doled out by yours truly.
