Godzilla: Final Wars
(2004)
Starring:
Godzilla
Mothra
Gigan
Monster X
Rodan
Anguirus
King Caesar
Minilla
Ebirah
Kamacuras
Kumonga
Manda
Hedorah
Zilla
To combat him and other monsters, beings around the world with superhuman abilities have been trained extensivly. They are Mutants, and they are the brawn of M-Orginization, an international group that vows to defend the world from the giant monster threat.
Premise: We open at the Antartic, where Godzilla is just going for an evening stroll on his vacation from wrecking cities. The M-Organization ship Gotengo just suddenly appears out of nowhere and open fires on the big guy. Jeeze! Can't a guy get away from work for just one week? Godzilla decides he better open a can of whoop-ass real quick so he can lounge around some more. Battle ensues and Godzilla is put on ice...literally. A hill of ice buries the giant monster, and finally he can get some sleep.
Many years later, M-Organization is continuing the fight on giant monsters because...you know...they get paid. Soon they discover the remains of a giant cyber-bird that contains the same M-Base found in the Mutants all over the world. As soon as we're past this painful plot contrivance, two hot fairy girls show up. They claim that the creature is Gigan, an outer space monster that tried to destroy Earth before Mothra stopped him. Of course, the male members of M-Orginization aren't taking this in, because they're wondering if they can get it on with a girl who's less than a foot tall. As quickly as they appear, the twin girls disappear again, leaving the dreams unfulfilled.
Soon after monsters begin attacking cities across the planet. M-Organization has their work cut out for them. A group even takes on giant lobster Ebirah hand to hand. One would normally think them to be dumb bastards, but this is Ebirah we're talking about, so they do fairly well against him.
But the monster attacks are halted by the Xillians, an alien race who like dress in fetish clothing. They claim to want to help Earth, but their ruse is figured out in all of about five seconds, and with that, they unleash the monsters again for the hell of it, all under their control and lead by Gigan. But not only are the monsters under their control, but every single Mutant on Earth except one, Ozaki.
Using pure movie logic, Ozaki and a band of survivors figure the aliens are controling all creatures with M-Base. But there is one being on Earth without M-Base that could possibly challenge the Xillians. "The most destructive weapon on Earth." Adam Sandler's Big Daddy. Make them watch that, and they'll run away screaming. But all copies have mercifully been destroyed, so they decide to wake Godzilla instead.
They fly the good ship Gotengo to the Antartic. Blowing up his icey tomb, Godzilla is not a morning person. Still pissed off at the flying submarine that had disturbed him, yet again, Godzilla follows the Gotengo across the world, from city to city, battling all monsters that get in his way.
They make their way back to the Xillian mothership, where the Xillian leader lays the bombshell of why Ozaki isn't in control of the Xillians. "You are a Keizer, Neo...er...I mean Ozaki. Just like me." He named their race after those yummy rolls he found at Albertsons. But now, the two Keizers must do battle because we need a climax. Meanwhile, the Xillian leader challenges Godzilla and the newly called upon Mothra to face off against Gigan and Monster X. The final battle of the Final Wars has begun.
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