Godzilla vs. Destoroyah
AKA
Godzilla vs. Destroyer
(1995)
Starring:
Godzilla
Destoroyah
Godzilla Junior
Well, it turns out that Godzilla as a parent...an idea as bad as it sounds. That 'Zilla's a real party animal. He often invites a couple monsters over and pumps them full of booze. Things get pretty fucking wild on those days. Unfortunatly, someone set off a uranium deposit or something because the whole island blew up!!! Miki is upset..."How come I wasn't invited?!"
Later that night, Godzilla surfaces in Hong Kong. But there's a problem...all that booze...HEARTBURN! We need a massive dose of antiacid to the docks stat! But they don't do a damn thing, and out of fury and gas, Godzilla rampages the city.
To help out Godzilla's condition, G-Force turns to...a college student? Well...whatever works, I guess. But the stringy little geek says no to the nasty old guys who broke into his house, because he was just about to level up on World of Warcraft. But then the life changing event happens...everybody's favorite psychic Miki calls the old suit...and our little nerd realizes something..."Miki Saegusa? I've been stalking her for years! Now she can't ignore me!"
TEN-HUT! It's boner time! "Let's go!"
Stringy McGeekNerd is taken back to G-Center, where he gawks at Miki nonstop and occasionally lets an opinion filter through his hormones...
"...legs...Godzilla...boobies...explode...MARRY ME!!!"
After decyphering what he said, G-Force concludes that if Godzilla's temperature isn't eventually controlled, Godzilla will let out a belch so massive that he'll blow up, taking the Earth with him. G-Force sends out Super-X 3 to freeze the lizard and control Godzilla's gas once and for all.
Meanwhile, a scientist who has decided to follow in Dr. Sarazawa's footsteps in Oxygen study (why? Because smart people are too stupid to stop) comes across a mutating microbe at the site where the original Godzilla was killed by the Sarazawa's Oxygen Destroyer. The microbe mutates into more massive forms until finally it's a full size monster.
G-Force lures Godzilla Junior, now mutated into a full size Godzilla, into Japan to combate it because...well...after watching monsters attack all these years, the Japanese thing a single monster rampaging is boring and would rather see two duke it out. The plan is a success and Junior faces the first fight of his Kaiju career. They grow up so fast. ::sniff:: Especially when they mutate.
Meanwhile, Godzilla has finally broken out of the ice that Super-X 3 imprisoned him inside, but the stratagy didn't work. Godzilla's temperature is rising so quickly that when he reaches 1,200 degrees, he will meltdown and destroy the entire planet (just like last time, so how is this any worse?) The only chance is to kill Godzilla the only way they know how...the Oxygen Destroyer. But it doesn't exist anymore, so they use the next best thing...a monster created by the Oxygen Destroyer...
Destoroyah, the monster fighting Junior in Japan. Using pure logic, the only way to stop Godzilla from destroying the Earth is to have him fight another monster. Genius.
And if he wins? We're all screwed.
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