CHAOS ABOUNDS

Welcome to my small oasis of tranquility Enjoy your stay and marvel at the sights Visit often, ask questions, feel welcomed

I toiled for a long time figuring out what this part of the page would include when the correct content is everywhere for this part.
I am going to write down some observations from looking around the world As well as some things I have observed while on this trip called Life.
How is this for an email address [email protected] Uhm, you can count me out.

Come visit us, stay a while, and have fun

Now for something a bit different: In Canada they say "eh" (A) Now in Mexico they say "si" (C) I think these two countries are attempting something But, I will be damned if I go around saying "Beh" (B)

"You know there are no Atheists in Foxholes" Why is it that when an Athiest is in mortal danger the first thing out of their mouths are "OH GOD!"

Question: How are a person who just missed his bus, and a dead rabbit on the road alike? Answer: They were both a HAIR/HARE too late! (Insert Boos and heckels here)

Ok, fast rules of driving: Red light= STOP Yellow light= SLOW down red light soon Green Light= GO So, why do cars move at least 90% faster at the yellow light compared to green, if you have been waiting in line on the highway. Heck you move up in space faster in a red light than a green.

Religious warning these are religion based, read at your own risk of entering the pits of hell. Why is it called "God Fearing"? I should do good things cause I am scarred that I will be hurt if I don't? Here is a Catholic one I am still not sure about During the mass you are supposedly consuming body and blood of Christ, what kind of message is this sending. (btw I have asked priests of this to no avail in getting an answer)

This will piss someone off so beware! How is it that more people mourn the death of pseudo celebreties and gold digging persons over others such as Mother Teresa who spent their life helping the super poor in India. (and yes princess Di I am looking your way)