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# Britney wants to quit smoking
TeenMusic.com: Pop singer Britney Spears has turned to celebrity hypnotist Paul McKenna to help her conquer her smoking addiction.
The Toxic hitmaker, 22, is currently in Britain during her Onyx Hotel Tour and visited McKenna last Wednesday.
Radio DJ-turned-hypnotist McKenna has previously helped fellow celebrities The Who rocker Roger Daltrey, Robbie Williams, Sarah Ferguson, Sophis Dahl, Martine McCutcheon, David Bowie, Geri Halliwell, Sugababes and Jerry Hall.
Spears told American TV show host Diane Sawyer last year she was trying to cut back the amount of cigarettes she was smoking.
She said, "I am cutting back. I have a tour to do and I'm cutting back on smoking because there's no way in hell I can be on stage and perform the way I want to."
Spears has even been told to quit nicotine by her idol and friend Madonna.
Madonna's spokeswoman Liz Rosenberg says, "Madonna was telling her she shouldn't smoke. It was a really funny exchange, but Britney said she liked the way cigarettes made her voice sound."
# Brit Furious About XXX Rental Rumor
Reps for Britney Spears are livid over an article in the News of the World
that claims the singer checked into the trendy Sanderson hotel in London under
the alias Jade Moet and rented 'Sex Truck' and 'Double-D Housewife'.
According to the report, Britney and her girlfriends were giggling throughout
the flicks. "It's not true," her rep fumed to Jeannette Walls of
MSNBC.com, who said she was consulting Spears' lawyers about legal action."
# Britney Signs With Elizabeth Arden
According to her official website, Britney Spears has signed a deal with Elizabeth
Arden to develop Spears-branded fragrance, color cosmetics and skin care.
The first item to be released under the Spears nameplate will be a fragrance,
intended to roll out in Ardens U.S. prestige department store lineup this
fall, with a global release planned for spring 2005. Color cosmetics and skin
care will follow, although they are not expected for at least two years. I
love perfume and cosmetics and am so excited to develop my own line with Elizabeth
Arden, Spears told WWD Thursday. In an exclusive interview with WWD Thursday
afternoon, Arden president Paul West noted that the songstress is personally
involved with all aspects of the fragrances creative process, including the
development of the juice, packaging and marketing. Spears has already suggested
possible bottle designs and olfactory notes for her scent, which is expected
to be one in a line of many Spears-branded scents, he added. Posted on 03/18/04
# Britney's Ex Sues Britney For $$$!
KISS FM reports Britney Spears' 55-hour hubby Jason Alexander is trying to
squeeze as much money as possible from the singer even after he agreed to
sign annulment papers. An insider claimed, "He's trying to sue her for
some profits from the [Onyx Hotel] tour." The source says that though
the pair "were trying to be friends", Jason has suddenly gone on
the offensive. "He's really trying to stick it to her in terms of lawyers
and money. It's been truly awful that he's now doing this," a source
close to Britney revealed.
I did NOT make this! Credit goes to who ever did ;D
Opinions / Thoughts of Britney Music Video for "Everytime"
i really love the everytime video. its the best one yet. ;]
You know...I have to disagree with you on your perception of the video. I mean, yes, the video WOULD be a good video, but you MUST take notice of the SONG. 'Everytime' is about Justin and how she screwed up her relationship with him, but for some reason, in the video the GUY is the one being the dipshit. When I saw the video, I thought she had gone under and DREAMED that she died. Reincarnation my ass, I bet she can't even spell that. (Also, super minus points for the naked Britney shots. Sad, dude.)
It still confuses me, actually. I heard that it could be a "closer look" into her relastionship with Justin, which I think makes no sense. What also makes no sense is the video's relation to the song. But then again, I think the only video that actually acted out the song lyrics was "Lucky." And the beginning of "Stronger." Anyway, I actually like the song, but I think the video is dumb. I like all the white, though.
I like the song..always have..but I don't think the video was all that great ....I hate her lol
I think the song is all right. I honestly think that the video makes no sense at all!! reincarnation?? it just doesn't go. She should have just made another video in which brit's in a club and she's being slutty as usual lol. I think it just shows a terrible message. She cant be Madonna., she's just a wannabe that sells sex.
I haven't seen the video yet, but i want to. I love the song though.
I think this is her best video so far. She's actually wearing clothing and the video offers variety and it's a "challenge" to her latest video. She does a pretty good job outlining the song with the video and the video is very mysterious.. it's kinda cool actually.
this is my opinion on the "Everytime" video/song. I think the song sucks. she has no talent in her voice (like we didn't already know that). but the first time i ever heard the song was on TRL when they premiered the video, and the moment she started singing, i covered my ears. she just sounds terrible. as for the video itself... it's dumb. yeah, i'll admit i like how she actually did something different instead of the same old dance videos she always does, but she still had to get naked in it as always. and i heard the only reason why she re-did the video so it ended w/ her waking up and smiling is because too many people were complaining how they cant show her die and it's wrong and all that stuff. which btw i totally don't get what the prob w/ her dying is cause didn't Enrique Iglesias die at the end of his "Hero" video?
i hate to say it .. but i like the song ; ) the video is alright .. nothing big. i mean .. what the hell does the video have to do with the song ? i don't get it .. reincarnation .. is that what the song is about .. ummm no. Britney .. word of advice .. don't try to get all creative with your videos and trying to make them seem so "deep" .. just shake your ass .. cause that's the only "talent" you have.
Self Injury isn't a "fad".. now all her fans are going to go and do it because they love her! Thanks Britney Spears, great job. There's people out there that Self Injure for a pain reliever, to feel real, etc etc.. not just for attention.. for publicity. What a stupid move to make.
Spears explained when she called in to "TRL" on Monday. "I
wanted to be inspired and challenged." Challenged? How is lip-synching
in front of a camera challenging?
Jamie Lynn on Beach with Family
(more pictures of this day below) I really don't have anything to say. She's only 13, remember. Oddly enough, she has the same body shape as Britney (meaning Britney has the body of a 13 year old girl).
Britney & Mom Leaving Hotel In Scotland
Britney and her stage mom. How sweet. Doesn't it just give you a warm fuzzy
feeling inside? Sorry, I'm over sarcastic sometimes.
Britney Crashes Her Car in LA 2004
Tisk tisk, Britney got into an accident with her very expensive car.
Britney Having Lunch With A Male Friend
(smoking) Her new buddy is everywhere with her now. People say he looks like
Justin, ha, don't see that at all. This guy, well, I really can't put it nicely.
He's very "hick" like.
Britney Hollywood, CA April 22, 2004
The girl always looks like some kind of call girl. I don't know what it is
with her, she lacks a 'class' gene.
Britney in Glasgow Scotland
Another lovely picture, Brit. I'm SO jealous she was leaving with Piglet and
Pooh stuffed animals. Sniffle. I want them too!
Britney On Beach With Man April 2004
(smoking) The beach - the only time her outfits are reasonable to wear. Her
new guy pal is, in my opinion, very uncharming looking. And the smoking thing
- always a turnoff. As for the paparazzi picture, I seriously can't feel sorry
for her. She made that life for her and keeps it going with her lack of talent
and stupidity that makes the headlines.
Britney On Roof With Mom- London Hotel tanning (4-24-04)
I see ass crack. So not charming. As for her mom - her ribs are sticking
out of her body. Eat something, woman!
Britney on the beach with family
The day looked very fun. She's damn lucky that talent doesn't seem to matter
in the pop music world.
Britney Out With Male Friend 4-20-04
With that same guy again... The outfit, it looks comfortable, but it's not
really flattering.. or maybe it's just her body? At least she's covered up
once.
Britney Out April 2004
(smoking) Britney Spears, so far from perfect looking.... and I posted the
sign on the door as she's coming out. I find it ironic because she's smoking
before/after that picture. Yes, she's not underage but her smoking certainly
doesn't stop underage smoking in any way (especially with her fans being pathetically
obsessed with doing/ wearing/ saying everything like Britney).
Britney out in shorts 04-19-04
Ugh, I hate the outfit! Not only does it make her body look extremely child-like,
but it's way too tight! Plus, her hips bones sticking out - really not attractive.
Britney West Hollywood 4-21-04
(smoking) The outfit, I actually like. I don't much care for the short-shorts,
but the top is very pretty.
Britney Arriving To Xes
She really knows how to work the camera, lol.
Missy Elliott: "It doesn't have to be about getting all butterball naked and singing Oops! ... I Did It Again."
hehe, love it!
"I am cutting back. I have a tour to do and I'm cutting back on smoking because there's no way in hell I can be on stage and perform the way I want to."
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(the quote from the news) She said she was quitting... about... what, 6 months
ago? Way before her tour even started and if you notice in the pictures, she's
smoking at least FOUR of those times. And her new male friend smokes too.
So good luck with that quitting...
Aw before they were famous, they were friends... ;)
final grade: 3.9
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responses-
8, its not too bad
three words: what the fxck? ( I give her a 2)
Okay, I actually LOVE that shirt, but HATE those green shorts. Well, at least together, anyway. She actually looks natural, and I LOVE her hair in this picture. I give the outfit a 5.
1.... can the shorts be any shorter? Well, with Britney, they obviously can! Neon green? I mean, its a good color, but nobody's worn it on pants since the early 90s! The shirt....not that bad, but definitely wont wear it.
i give her a 5, i would wear the top, not the shorts
3. excuse my language .. but wtf is that trash ?! hot green pants .. with that shirt ? it doesn't match at all .. it's tacky way beyond belief. gag me.
5 - She is covered up ... but she looks like an easter egg!
I'd give her a 5 ..the shirt is pretty cute and i might wear it i dunno ..i don't like the shorts though lol
4 - The shirt's alright. But it looks like she got the shorts from 'Limited TWO' kiddie store lol
i give it a 1.... the shirt is cute tho but those shorts are way too tiny!
i give her an 8. and no i wouldn't wear it, cuz well, lets face it not EVERYONE looks like britney. but she looks good in it, i have to give her that much.
if i were a girl, i don't think i'd wear that. it's not bad, but it's not .. good? idk how to put it. 4\10
2 Lime green? Say it's not so
i've her a 4.5 just because I like the shirt. It's very cute and casual. I hate the outfit though. The green shorts look horrible with the shirt. Very clashy.
1 - She looks like some drunk girl on Spring Break who's just trying to get laid.
(3) Her top is nice. Hey what the hell is that on her neck??
Britney Spears is Man Playing a Woman Playing a Man: Exclusive
By Dunno823
You've read it here first folks. Britney Spears is 100% male.
Reporters found the hidden birth certificate the Spears family does not
want to be seen. Britney Jean Spears was actually born as Brandon Jimmy-Joe
Spears. If you've found yourself staring at her(his) bulging neck and man
trunk-like legs and wondered if there was some foul play with her actually
being a her, your wonderings were true.
It has been a family secret that we found out Britney has known since she(he)
was five. According to a family friend, "Oh Brit definitely has her[his]
bits. Poor Lynne wanted a lil' girl so bad. Her and Jaime brought lil' Brandon
down to the Spears family chicken shack down in Wissaque, Louisiana. Down
deep in the bayou and corrected the mistake."
Or so they thought!
We've learned that the Spears ill attempted to cross dress the child and gave her(him) "girl changin' potions" for the first three years of her(his) life. They called Brandon Jimmy-Joe by Britney Jean. The Spears told their community that they had a daughter instead of a son and would not speak to anyone who would not acknowledge Britney(Brandon) as such.
Their "girl changin' potion" did not help make Britney's penis shrink and she still has her pecker to this day. We asked Justin Timberlake to comment since he is Britney's(Brandon's) supposed sexual first.
"Hey man. We always did it in her ass and in the dark. She said she was saving her virginity for marriage and that in the ass was just peachy. So I figured hey why not? I mean yeah her tits are fake. But I really wasn't in it for personality, you know what I'm saying? Then back in February 2002, I sneaked up on her...him...it in the shower for some nookie and her johnson was standing at full attention. I totally lost the urge and ran the hell out of there. I haven't spoken with her...him...it since. I'm 1000% straight. I mean that's why I'm with Cameron Diaz. And I've checked her front just to make sure this time."
Ha! That's what Timberlake thinks. We ran an exclusive last week proving that Cameron Diaz had a sex change operation before she(he) was too pretty a boy! Britney (Brandon) has tried to let the public know about her(his) cross dressing ways. She(He) sung "Not a Girl, Not yet a Woman" but it seemed only a few knew her(his) cry at being a transvestite.
The entire music she(he) has recorded has actually been sung by a cousin of hers(his) which the "girl changin' potion" worked. Again, so they thought.
Her being a man was also the reason for her quick annulment. Jason Alexander could not be reached for comment but a close friend of his told us, "She's [He's] ain't what she[he] seems."
We tired to reach Britney for comment but we couldn't talk to her because we had to go through Britney's(Brandon's) megalomaniac for a mother, Lynne Spears for confirmation of waht we already know. She told us she to "F-ck off! I have two daughters you hear me!! Brandon [Britney]and James-Leon[Jamie-Lynn] are girls! That there drinkin' potion worked! Shit!" She hung up the phone quite rudely on us. We are currently suing her for being a bad stage mother and letting her daughter-sons unleashed on the world.
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| I absolutely love the style and color of this one! It's very flattering. | It doesn't work well on her body, and apparently it's too tight for her ass. | I'm sure you can see why, this is such an ugly bathing suit and it doesn't fit her well. |