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# AOL News : Oops, Britney Married a Friend
Those AOL users were most likely welcomed with this Sunday. . .
----- the whole "Oops" thing is going to haunt her to her grave. Seriously, do they think they are being creative using it still?
# Busy Weekend For Britney: Married & Annulled
Britney Spears wed her childhood sweetheart in a drunken prank and 12 hours
later wanted the marriage axed. Wearing torn jeans and a baseball cap, she
tied the knot with Jason Alexander in Las Vegas at 5am.
But the 'Oops I Did It Again' star panicked when she later realized what she had done and told her lawyers to get Saturdays quickie marriage annulled.
A close pal of Britney, 22, said last night: She had been partying for two days straight and was definitely still in a party mood when they decided to do it. But then it turned into,'Ohmygod, what have I done! The hung-over star last night admitted her shock marriage was a joke that went too far telling pals: It seemed like a funny idea at the time. The singer and childhood sweetheart Jason,also 22, were said to be laughing and giggling as they wed in a 15minute quickie wedding early on Saturday. But when Britney started to sober up the prank no longer seemed so funny. She rang her lawyers in a panic, ordering them to get the marriage annulled as soon as possible using any method necessary.
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I got a good laugh at it when I first heard of her stupidity... the girl doesn't
seem to know of a little thing called 'consequences.' She gets her people
to clean up every mess she makes. I hope he takes half her $100 million fortune,
a reality check is needed!
s u c c e s s f u l -- d i s t r a c t i o n
s = b r i t n e y ' s-- c a r e e r
# Was Britney's psychic phone prediction a close marriage call?
When Britney Spears phoned into the Howard Stern Show on May 17th, 2000, the
singer said that she recently called a psychic & was told that she'd get
married at 23 to an older man with dark hair. The psychic told her that man
would be her 'soul mate'. ( the age was a year off ).
----- hog wash! lol Dark hair or light hair: seriously that most likely was a good guess (based on her stated preferences of men)..
# Women's stress expert weighs in on Britney's marriage
Dr. Georgia Witkin, author and one of the nation's foremost authorities on
women's stress, was on the Fox News Channel's Fox & Friends on Sunday
morning to discuss the shock Britney Spears wedding to Jason Alexander. "I
would love to talk to her. I really would," Witkin said. "The biggest
difference between stars who make it sane-wise and those who don't is the
presence of the parent." Asked what the singer was doing, Witkin opined,"I
think she was trying to be a grown-up. You know, instant credibility, she'll
never be lonely again. Look like an adult. This is an old friend. She'll get
publicity. What do I think she needs? She needs a grown-up. I think she needs
a grown-up in her life." As for the support she does get from her mother
Lynne, the Doctor said, "A controlling parent is different. Kids want
to get away. Find out who they are." She concluded, "Here's my diagnosis.
My diagnosis it is about loneliness. It is about a quick fix for loneliness
that is apparently in the works as an anullment."
----- so are we to feel sorry for her now? Please. And Britney's mom is anything BUT controlling. She lets her daughter get away with anything! It's terrible mothering.
# Teenage Girls Make The "Perfect" Body
The Evening Standard reports 9 /10 British teenage girls are unhappy with
their bodies and believe thinner girls have more friends, it emerged today.
A new study shows that, despite the best efforts of health professionals,
young women are more obsessed than ever with losing weight and are convinced
that being thin is the key to being happy and popular. They consider Britney
Spears has the best female body, but the perfect woman is a combination of
former S Club star Rachel Stevens (face), Christina Aguilera (breasts &
stomach), Beyonce Knowles (legs), Jennifer Lopez (bottom) & Britney (arms).
Read more!
----- this is why I started the zine many moons ago : / These women (Britney especially, stated numerous times), feel no responsibility towards these girls / young women that look up to them... Our morals disappear when money is involved and it's SO sad that we don't end that. By the way, Britney's body is far from perfect. She's very small but she has absolutely no womanly curves (waist)...
It was reported that she wore torn jeans and a cap to her wedding.. they didn't
mention her shirt, so I just left it at this ;D her wedding outfit, how glamorous!
Britney's New Year Resolutions...
I, Britney Spears, have decided to write out (well, have my people write it out for me), a list of New Year's Resolutions in order to make myself a better person.... or just richer!
This year, I am SO gonna brush up on my lip synching. I know I've been slacking off a little and truth is, I'm just not as good as I used to be! So, from now on.. I'm gonna practice in front of my mirror for fifteen minutes everyday. Mmhm, that should do it.
I must get Justin back!
To stop smoking. No wait, the publicity will leave. To make out with more female stars. And make Justin look bad since I am a skanky slut bitch who only cares about herself.
If not, Justin, then any guy will do! I just gotta prove to Justy that Im ova him!
to break the record of having sex the most times
to find some way to wear less clothing. this is near impossible.
to be more sluttier than this year... I NEED MORE ATTENTION!
to quit smoking and quit sleeping around
I say things that make me seem way dumber than Jessica Simpson. I'M the pretty dumb fake blonde, not her! Tee hee...huh?
to f*ck more guys lol
try not to have more than 5 abortions.
I resolve to actually learn how to sing. Oh, and to get laid more!
stop smoking. no wait .. I have been saying this for the past few months .. who the hell am I kidding ?!
To cut my smoking habit down to... 2, NO! 3 boxes a day! :D!
to sleep with double the amount of guys i did in 2003
To stop being so conservative when I dress. I feel I need to be more feminine and show off skin [heh, go any further and she'll be naked. god spare our vision..]
Reso....Resi....Resilation....what does that mean... tee hee hee .. fun
breeze!
Britney With Bodyguards 2003
This isn't actually too new, but I had them in my 'Candid' pictures, so I'm
using them... The look isn't back. It's actually fairly nice. Especially since
the camera's are so bright, it flushes out her skin & makes it look clear.
Britney at Lax, LA International Airport Dec7
Not bad look. I don't care much for the granny sweater, but it looks warm.
The hat is okay too - nice natural colors; nothing bright. Kind of odd she's
always holding hands with her body guard..
Britney Chauffeured By Brother Cal Dec18
The first thing I noticed? Bryan's hair is now BLONDE... Several weeks after
Britney tells him that he needs to change his hair color (on TV while promoting
her CD) because he's had the same color since he was 14. The whole family
is easy to manipulate! I personally think he looks better with his natural
brown hair.... but I think Britney looks better with hers too. Go figure...
They are both talking on the phone? How lovely, they much have such a close
bond! Oh, by the way, the caption: "Britney and Brian drive to a Mercedes
dealership where she bought him a Clk convertible for Christmas. Britney Parked
Her Mercedes In A 'Disabled Only' Parking Place At W I Simonson Mercedes Benz
Dealer." She parked in a friggin' Disabled Only parking space.. does
she consider her stupidity a disable? (the pictures do prove this is true).
Celebrities are so full of it.
Britney West Hollywood Dec18 2003
"Hair emergency! Britney needs to lighten her roots & conceal her
hair extensions! The singer went out for a night on the town with a sloppy
shirt & disastrous hair. Hope she went to the salon the next day!"
Oh my gosh, would any of you go out looking like that?!? The hair is absolutely
terrible. Does she have low self-esteem?! She can't even go out with her own
hair : / Who wears hair extensions just to go out and party? The outfit is
extremely unflatting as well. There's a ring on her finger at this point too...
Buys Expensive Jacket-Maxfield 12-19-03
"Britney, smacking her chewing gum, bought a new jacket at the trendy
and very expensive Maxfield. The patch and safety pin embellished denim jacket
has a faux fur collar and sweater knit sleeves." I'm curious how much
she spent for that. Especially since she recently said that she's not the
type of person who could pay $1,000 for a sweater... "There is something
about me, like, if there's a sweater for $1,000.. I can't buy that...I can't
do that." So, how much did that ugly-ass thrift store piece of crap cost?
She always looks like such a lady when she chews her gum, hah.
Britney Driving With A Friend, Cal 1Dec 19 2003
Either she's a VERY happy person or she's laughing even though she doesn't
get the joke. Seriously, half of the time she's the only one laughing among
her friends... Maybe the voices in her head tell her jokes?
Britney Shopping 2003
Real great skin she has : / Another fur coat, ugh! I don't need to tell you
all how much that pisses me off. The whole outfit screams "big pimpin."
The jeans are okay though. A little too tight.
Britney Shopping Earlier 2003
Besides the fur aspect, I love it! Khakis with a white shirt, tan hat and
a brownish coat. Very natural colors, they always look great on people. And
she's covered! Nice job.
Britney and Bryan on Balcony 2003
Bryan, natural color, very nice. He actually looks very good here. Ah, shoot
me now, I don't normally think he's an attractive man, but he has a very nice
upper body. As for Britney, she looks like she just woke up.
Britney Walking Down West Hollywood 12-26-03
The middle picture is where I got the hat for the Make-over (if you care).
A real looker, that Spears. Most people are worried to go out with bad hair,
yet the supposedly #1 hottest female goes out looking like a crap all the
time! And her fans still thinks she's hot? At least the outfit looks hella
comfy!
Britney - Playboy Bunny 12-23-03
I hate it when any woman wears "playboy" on her body. Do they not
realize "Playboy" is the #1 female dehumanized and degrading magazine?
Or do they just think they look cool with it? I may read too much into these
things, but I find it disgusting and to me, it's basically screaming "boy
toy; no need for respect."
Marriage License
This is the license they had to go get before they were married. Both signed.
Although Britney's handwriting is terrible, they say she wasn't drunk....
The Little White Chapel - Britney Married Jason
The Little White Wedding Chapel. Of course, they are getting a lot of free
publicity for all this, so maybe they did marry them while they were drunk,
even though they are not legally allowed to do so. Hey, publicity may boost
their business. Real classy place, "the bride wore a baseball cap and
torn jeans down the aisle and was escorted by a Palms limousine driver."
Apparently, they spent an hour inside for a wham-bam 15 minute service.
Louie G Star 105.7
"She's making a mockery of the institution of marriage."
One of my radio stations... He said it as half kidding and half serious, but I agree wholeheartedly. This girl is truly messed up. Masturbation is apparently sacred to her (yes, she said that), yet marriage is just a joke?
If she had married Timberlake, Spears says, "I think, Whoa, that would have been the biggest mistake in my life."
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I thought she said she wouldn't tear him down? Or does that only include songs
because she lacks the talent and ability to write a good meaningful song?
I'm sure he's thinking the same... the again, the first guy she DOES marry,
she isn't in love with. It was only "a joke," Justin is probably
glad he got out of that relationship when he did! Her whole career is a mistake...
MMC ending; the outfit is really adorable.
final grade: 5.1
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responses-
what the hell? did she spill Pepto on herself? I give it a 2, just coz she's covered up
8- it's really cute actually. I would wear it.
I give the outfit a 3. It covers her up, but I don't like the combo of pink shirt/ pink FUR jacket. I would NEVER wear the jacket, the shirt I'm kinda iffy on - I like the shirt more now that I can see it clearly, but I'd probably wear it with khakis or a denim skirt. I don't even like the jeans, but that could be because I'm used to seeing her wear her jeans at ass-level. I can't really see her shoes well enough to comment on them. Ugh. I don't understand how a girl with millions & millions of dollars in the bank can dress so badly. I KNOW she's gotta have stylists. When Christina commits a faux pas, at least you know it was intentional. Britney really thinks she looks good. Then again, I don't really like what is designated as being "in style," so maybe I'm the one who can't dress. ;).
3 - I like pink, but that's just hideous. The two pinks don't match. She looks like a goddamn muppet gone wrong. It's just... I can't talk about it anymore. Too traumatic.
4 - wayyy tooo pink
3~I like the pants, but the pink jacket looks like its been stuffed in her closet for 2 years!
4- The pants aren't bad (ha, at least she's wearing SOMETHING), but what's with all that pink? And her... uhm... expression... O.o
1, uh the poor animal that went it to that jacket
1. It looks like a pink animal crawled onto her shoulders, looked at her face, and died.
I will give it a 7. I like the jeans and shirt. Just not the jacket. That is one ugly ass jacket. But just the pink shirt and jeans are cute.
10 I love this outfit.
It looks good on her. I'm not a fan of pink, but she seems to like it, and it looks good on her. I like the jeans ... i'd wear them. I don't think the outfit is AMAZING, but it's not revolting either. I'd probably have to give it a 5.
10. Very cute and looks extremely comfy.
5- the jeans are kinda cute..but the shirt? WAY TOO MUCH PINK? did cotton candy walk up and die on her?
Its actually covering her for once (it must be really cold out to get her to cover herself), but theres way too much pink! Different shades and layers, it just looks overdone. I give it a 5.
10. Wow, baggy clothes! I love it!
The Good.... > The Bad..... >>
The Ugly
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| the colors are very natural... I don't much like the orange on the pants or the see-thru shirt, but the colors work... | it's just odd, I like the fact she has layers, too bad they don't match. it's an odd look. | do I need to say anything? the bra is unflattering with the "tattoo" arms shirt !! |