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Britney Reigns Again on Internet
Hollywood Reporter reported that just as Internet users were beginning to
lose interest in longtime Web wonder Britney Spears, a few sexually provocative
magazine covers and a famous smooch with Madonna propelled the pop princess
back into favor.
Yes, it's that time again -- when Lycos, America Online and Yahoo! each weigh in with their end-of-year statistics and, as was the case last year and the year before, Spears managed to claw her way near the top of the lists of the most searched-for celebrities.
Until Spears started promoting her new album with a flurry of attention-getting stunts, highlighted by her Sapphic excursion at the MTV Video Music Awards in September, the singer actually fell off Lycos' top-10 list of search terms for several weeks, spokesman Aaron Schatz said. Ultimately, though, she finished in the No. 2 spot overall at Lycos for the year, right behind song-swapping service Kazaa.
At Yahoo! she finished sixth on the overall list of searched-for terms, with one celebrity ahead of her: Eminem.
----- and she pretends she's not doing these stunts for attention.. right.
Britney Best Blonde
Britney was named Best Blonde by Wella. Wella conducted unscientific surveys
after the MTV Video Music Awards, the Emmys and the American Music Awards
to determine the year's best and worst in hair.
"The makeover crew on reality show Queer Eye For The Straight Guy were singled out for having top tresses in a US celebrity hair survey....The only pop star to rate a "best" rating was Britney Spears, who was named best blond bombshell along with Pamela Anderson. Christina Aguilera and Pink made Wella's list, but in a "worst" category. Aguilera's "Dirrty" black mane and Pink's streaks were named worst female hair color."
----- first off, it's ironic they name a natural brunette best blonde....?? and I think Christina's black hair is really gorgeous looking!
Something Christmas-y. hehe
For the Christmas issue just give me a few items on Britney's Christmas list! Anything at all since we know she's greedy! ;)
Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is world peace . . . . scratch that, I actually don't
really care for peace at all! I just say that to make me look like a good
person! But anyway, since I deserve anything I get, here is a list of what
I want for Christmas this year:
Justin. I need him back, you know, first I'll use him for publicity, then dump him to make me look good.
Super low pants. I'm running short on my low rise pants because of the fact that I throw them out every time I already wore them once! I NEED THEM! How else can I expose my groin?
Cigarettes. Now that I am just so busy, I rarely have time to buy them anymore!
Hair dye. I think I'll look better as a brunette....
And of course, a new mercades benz. It'll make me look cool, and I can show it off in front of my lil sis!
Thongs. It'll go awesome with the super low pants!!!
another one night stand with Colin Farrel ; and Fred Durst
and the guy at the strip club, Ben, I think?
more attention
my mommy and daddy back together because I'm the only one who's parent have ever gotten a divorce
the world to pity me
itsy bitsy clothes, two sizes too small
all other singer to be dropped from their labels, heh
world peace, errr some sex
a new set of boobs.
A new plastic surgeon since all of the past ones have been noted.
Madonna
a little talent. just a little.
a cd that makes sense
a GIRL STOMACH (we all know her stomach looks like a mans!)
lots of womanly curves
the fan's money; my momma's money; money in general
more skanky clothes
more hooker make up ; especially eyeliner, lipstick, mascara, concealer, etc
a brain ; more bleach ; hair extensions
Money for her plastic surgery
Cocaine ; Booze
To learn how to play an instrument
String (She'll cut them up to make dresses)
Condoms ; a pink dildo
Birth Control (With all the time she spends on her back, she'll need a back up plan)
A good voice
For everyone to like me better than Christina
porn videos to practice new exercise techniques
A new mansion next to Madonna (so they can kiss when ever)
A boutique so she can sell all her old hair weaves!
her own T.V. show. (for more money of course, this goes for #2 also)
to be on the cover of Playboy. 'covered up' though, since Playboy's too revealing. Lmao.
gift certificate to plastic surgeon - nose job, face lift or whatever I want
playboys for inspiration new poses
A life time supply of enemas ; a blow up doll ; a penis pump
a pole to practice my stripping
scissors to cut up my clothes
no more clothes ... really what will I use them for? To.. I don't think so. Wear?
respect from the haters why don't they like me
Britney's Pepsi Promos
These are old, but needed for the Xmas special. And yes, I did over-use these,
but it had to stay with the theme. And you must agree, she looks like a Santa's
ho!
Britney with Capital FM's DJ Schooly
How old is she again? Only 22? Because her face looks at least 30. She really
needs to cut down on sunbathing and smoking. It's ruining her already poor
skin. And another fur coat...?? gr.
Britney Performing
No idea what event this is from. Lots of black with blue jeans. Finally, a
decent outfit.
MTV Cool Christmas Tokyo Dec4 2003
She loves to be tied up.. I'm sure done with heavy lip-synching. The outfit
is very pink with different shades and a couple layers (with a long V neck
of course). With fur on the coat front : / The pants are nice; simple white.
And I actually like the V part of the shirt going down over the pants (especially
the fabric). It's a short shirt though, so you seen too much when she bends
over. I don't like the 'bra' portion though. It seems to flatten her chest
a lot.
Britney On Osbourne Christmas
If you haven't seen this, basically it's the introduction to The Osbourne
Christmas Special. You see Ozzy sleeping and this dream sequence appears.
He's walking up the stairs to his bedroom and she's sitting on the bed. She
looks at him (trying to be seductive), as he says, "It's Britney Spears!"
She rubs her upper thigh and says, "Merry Christmas, Mr. Osbourne"
(with her hand still on her thigh). He replies, "Where's my Viagra when
I need it?" And close up of her smiling.... Really lame and it gives
her way too much credit, that Mr. Prince of Darkness would even dream about
her.
Promoting 'In The Zone' 2003
Way too much pink! But damn, that is the most she's EVER been cover! From
neck to toes! Wow, bravo for that!
Performing KIIS FM's Jingle Ball 2003
This is actually a man in drag... oh wait, no, it's actually Britney! What's
up with the heavy bleach job? And the outfit - hideous (more fur! ugh!).
Sunbathing Nude Penthouse Dec 19
Her new favorite pastime. Walking around, holding herself. Seriously, what
is the point? Just throw on a bra and then you can actually use your hands!
Maybe she just -cough- finished with a nameless man? Her hair is a wreck!
Real natural beauty there ;)
Britney's 2003 Blender Photos
Whatever happened to her not doing trash like this? Was it the "Red Bulls"
fault again? Damn girl, why don't you try for at least some classy looks!
Seriously, does the term "strung out crackwhore" mean anything to
you? Because that is what you look like... The ass crack is really trashy.
Who lies to this girl and tell her these poses look good? She looks like a
man in drag in the yellow bra (with thong sticking out) pictures. And the
picture with her making out with the spray paint can?! WTH? Respect is not
something she cares for. In the last picture, doesn't she look like Pamera
Anderson?
"Well, Christina. What's your definition of being real? Going up to girls and kissing them after you haven't seen them for two years? A lost girl? I think its probably the other way around."
----- so much for "taking the high road." And seriously, she's mentioned this club experience several times already - get over it! I doubt it even happened!
"When somebody's been rude to you so many times, it's like, 'You know what, Christina? I'm really not about the fake @#%$ anymore. You're scary and I feel really dark when I get around you, so I need to be over here now."
----- anymore? Did she actually admit that she has been fake all this time? I highly doubt she can not be fake anymore! It's done it for so long! ...and ouch, gosh that "you're scary" comment really hurts (rolls eyes).
You ask how many cigarettes she smokes a day. She says, curtly, "Nine million."
----- Ah, finally a honest answer! : /
"Usually when I'm in club, I'm kind of working, believe it or not. I usually write a song, go there and play it over the loudspeakers."
----- Wait, she's saying she actually WRITES song? Then why do they never appear? The only songs she releases are written by others or WITH others.. Maybe they are just more "Dear Diary" entries?
"I never really talk to anyone about my sexual life."
----- hahaha yeah right, maybe not to your friends, but in interviews you sure do. Or did you forget your claim to remain a virgin... then later your confession you had sex?
"Mmm. Well, I don't know. It's a clever idea, because there hasn't been a song about masturbation." (Editors note: Technically speaking, there have been lots.)
----- Right, Britney thinks she's original? Far from it.
"It's freakin' huge. Like, @#%$. So many girls kiss each other. What's the big deal? I don't get it."
----- Most girls / women who kiss each other are actually IN LOVE... if that isn't the reason (like with "Girls Gone Wild") it's for attention. So, Brit, what is it? Do you love Madonna like that or did ya just want attention? She's so friggin' ignorant!
"It's so weird how our universe works. One part of the world thinks that I'm like, so sweet. And another part of the world thinks I'm this sexy vixen. I don't understand it."
----- (rolls eyes) Yes Brit, the whole world thinks about you and only you. Maybe if you stop being the "good girl" one moment then move to the "bad girl" the next, people would finally understand who you really are. Of course you don't understand it, you are a moron!
"The fuddy duddy guy? He was so sophisticated. It was like, 'Go take a Valium.' Bless his heart. He was really into the interview a bit too much."
----- Is her mouth connected to any part of her brain? I'm sorry again, but how old is this girl? Because surely, she doesn't talk like a woman.
Spears's favorite smoke is strawberry flavored tobacco. "I didn't even know there was such a thing as hookah until two weeks ago," she says. She stops abruptly and asks, "Hookah's not like weed, is it?" No.
----- Oh god. You're supposed to make sure it's not weed BEFORE you smoke it! Great role model she's become.
On her wrist she wears the same Kabbalah inspired read thread that Madonna wears. "It's supposed to ward off evil and people judging you and constantly giving you the evil eye. Once it's had as much as it can take, it falls off. It's supposed to fall off every six months. Mine falls off every other day."
----- (sniffle) Boo hoo. Poor girl tried to sneak in some sympathy for herself. If she stopped doing everything to get herself attention (focused away from her music, of course), they maybe it would stay on for six months!
"Everytime" appears to be about your ex.
"Umm," Britney says, then pauses.
Is it?
She answered flatly: "That's a personal question."
----- NOW she's using the "personal question" response. Right, this from the girl who said Justin used that same ploy to get attention to 'Cry Me A River.' Hypocrite much?
"I think it's inspiring when Shakira or Avril Lavigne does something. Gwen Stefani, Madonna. We're all true artists."
----- She did NOT just call herself an ARTIST? When was the last time she wrote a song by herself? Or when she actually sang live and sounded GOOD? Or even produced a track on her CD? Never, because she's still only a puppet to her managment.
"This interview... is way too deep."
----- Aw poor Britney. She prefers to talk about Madonna, make-up, and maybe boys -giggles- but, please, nothing serious like the impact of her image on girls or even the deeper meaning of her songs.
"You know, I'm not at the point now where I want to sell 50 million records. I've been there. Done that. I just want people to enjoy the music. Although it would be nice to go number 1."
----- She's so full of it. She's lucky she got a hit like BOMT. It definitely got her where she is today. Now comes the "I say what you want to hear" crap. I highly doubt she gives a damn about her music... all the songs are basically the same, with someone's music and lyrics (and a lot of help from a little thing called a synthesizer).
keeping with the Christmas spirit....
final grade: 3.2
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Okay I loved that dress. I thought it was great but a bit too snug for comfort. That dress had to be just long enough to cover her ass so it would look like her legs were long. lol
2. That's reason enough to make me switch to Coca-Cola
2 - wtf is that.. omg I cant even put into words how hideous and stupid it looks. haha
I give it a 9. I think it's cute for the advertisement. You have to remember, she's probably not going to wear it just anywhere and it's obviously what Pepsi was looking for to sell their product.
10, its cute for the holidays
I give her a 2. Can we say Santa's hoe hoe hoe??
I give her clothes a 2. I like the blue color, but there is just TOO much fluff on her boots and there is too much skin (its a winter theme, for gods sake!) The belt makes it sorta look stupid because of the fact that shes tilting it (makes it look like shes taking her outfit off) and since when did u need a belt for a skirt thats attached to the outfit?
This is actually sorta kinda cute. It'd look tons better if the skirt was, say, knee length, and if the boots were, yeah, knee length too and without the fur. all in all, a 5
4-- just for the fact that it's a Christmas outfit
1 it's disgusting
ugh, it's like she's trying to be a perverted santa claus...do us all a favor and learn how to put real clothes on, ok? I give it a 1
1~ Once again she has one something short, tight, and shows a lot of skin. She looks like Santa's little whore.
1, this really makes me lose my taste for pepsi
4. Cute for the Christmas season. Love the blue. But i don't like the shoes .. i would never wear this out of course .. but it's alright for an ad.
1..terrible..why not sex up christmas? Ew
it's not a cute outfit, but we can't really say anything bad because this is for an ad and she doesn't have say in what she wears for an ad.
8 I think it's cute, cuter on someone else... but the outfit is cute.
cute christmas outfit. lol, I wouldn't wear it, but then again it's a costume. 7. cute, and not revealing, really.
1. she looks like a santa slut
1 what was she thinking when she let them dress her like that
i always thought this was a funny photoshoot. obviously its for christmas, and obviously in christmas time, its very COLD weather. yet, shes wearing a mini-skirt. I give the shit a -10. how idiotic can you be. her stylist not only needs to go back to design school. he/she needs to get an education: YOU DONT WEAR MINI SKIRTS IN COLD WEATHER. wtf..
lol.. what the hell is she thinking.. one word to describe that .. hideous
Oh my goodness. Where's the hurl bucket? I mean, the soda's alright, but Britney is absolutely NOT. I'd give this a ZERO. If possible. ;x
All I gotta ask is, this is supposed to sell pepsi? looks like a ad for Nelly's Pimp Juice!!! -1-
1.... HOE! HOE! HOE! Meeerrrry XXX-mas!
...over the years flaskback. went from nice to naughty...
...oops, I guess she doesn't really care anymore, huh?...