| Svan, You Better Tell Me How To Make A Goat "Willing" |
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| Another question, hey? Read on, read on... |
| To make a goat quickly and succesfully "willing" you need to be extremely, extremely, extremely skilled. Because I'm extremely kind I am prepared to share some of the most fundamental principals of the transformation process. Observe the photograph below: |
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| The 1st thing to remember about goats is that, like sheep, they are quite stupid by nature. Therefore if you do what I am doing in the photo to the right (i.e. stand on the other side of the fence to it), it will most certainly not be "willing". For a goat to be "willing" it must feel at one with you. The easiest way for this to happen - is to be near the goat. |
| Even you will be able to tell that the bunch of goats to my left are in fact "willing". The reason is simple - I have treated them to an old Christmas Tree. Goats love to be given treats as it makes them feel special and wanted. One thing to remember, of course, is always to provide enough of the treat to go around. Last year in "Goat Monthly" there was a feature length article which basically said that the easiesy way to make a goat "unwilling" is to give his friends a treat but leave him out. Need I say more? |