Dr. Horvath's Funky Town
"Ahh,
the memories, the first patient ever to set foot on the operating
table of myself, Dr J. A. Horvath, poor chap came in with some serious tumour in
his neck, his whole body was riddled with the stuff, what stuff you ask???
CANCER, yep cancer from his cockles to his sub cockles, more fun to joke about
than to have as myself and the Anaesthetist/Surgeon
Mr. Nicki found out . The patient, Mr T. Price, T for Teddy,
anyway Mr Price never really felt quite the same after the whole ordeal, pity
that, had his whole life ahead of him, yeah that's right he karked it . He will
never be forgotten, I believe his corpse lies somewhere round here, had him
stuffed for keeps sakes. Where did my maid put the poor bloke?
Just a few weeks later we continued in our medical ways by practicing our ways
in the psychological assessment area, Mr Price volunteered himself for
investigation, he'd had a few issues, you might be able to see the pack of
spring roles he's clenching tightly, yeah, that's what I thought to, psycho. .
., but then I realised being the multi talented Doctor that I am, that
this bloke had other issues as the next picture suggests, the surgical team of
myself and Mr Nicki had forgotten to close his surgical wound so we gave the
bloke a discount on the follow up operation. 
The ungrateful puts was complaining of pain post op, what a softy, I repeatedly told him it was but a flesh wound which leads me to my next advertisement, currently in the works is a 'diagnose your own illness' page, not ready as you can tell if your silly enough to click on the link to take you to it, but it's in the works and should be ready in no more than a few years. After diagnosing your own illness, you can then take up an obligation free quote on approximate cost of the operation. We occasionally cater for those shmutz's that want voluntary surgery, to make body parts smaller and larger and what not, but at this stage the 'diagnose your own illness' page is still in the works.
