Welcome to Dr. Horvath's GloWworm Productions site, the most nonsensical place on the net, the net, ha, what sort of a name is that, some poofta chooks you find around the traps call it the net, i call it the internet, they once made a movie entitled 'the net', it sounds so very silly, so does this useless marquee and I'm going to stop now or very shortly, I'm not quite finished, am I going anywhere with this, are you still reading this, you shouldn't be, there is nothing in this marquee worth reading, I would stop if i were you, I would think you would have something better to do, your still reading, you absolute sausage, streuth . . .

Above: Dr Horvath's Funky Town

Dr Horvath says . . . "   Well let's start with an introduction . . . , You are here because you've somehow been

  directed by someone or just know how funny I can be or can not be, I'm struggling

  already as you can tell. . . kidding, kidding,  just warming the phalanges."

Anyway on this site, you'll find some jaw droppingly good stuff, whether it be shorts for a 

GloWworm productions^© production or for some interesting reading or an actual

production itself or some kudos for another site or event that has happened  or maybe some much

needed advice, enough with the useless blabbery, I'm now aiming to let you delve into some goodies . . .

what's with these . . .'s, they're getting a bit on the irritability side . . . There they go again . . . they're just

so helpful in finishing of a sentence . . .

               Dr Horvath says, "Don't be Terence tight bottom, sign my

               guest book, it's like the Jackson 5's song, simple as ABC,

               its easy as 123, ABC, 123 baby you and me girl ? ? ?" 

The sites below belong to some friends of GloWworm Productions^©, have a look see, I'm sure you'll find them boring and I mean really boring, this is not interesting stuff, I've often made the growing grass watching decision instead. I don't think you realise how boring these sites are, you know the guys that work on production lines, well they would rather stay on their job than click on these links!! Nah, they're not that shonky.

last updated 01/12/2003 06:07 PM

Questions, problems, comments, bad luck write about it in the guest book or email me at [email protected].

Hey, I realise i aint got much goin at this stage, don't think i don't know, I just aint got the time to make this the fandanglestplace to be so stop being an el b#st#rdo and take it for what is and is gonna be and stop being a poofta chook, cause I mean seriously with my wit, contacts and what not, i gotta get something going eventually one would think anyway, even if the best bits of the web site are me bagging out my web site, it'll be a progression, gradual but devilishly good at one stage or another and I'm spent, stop reading this crap and look at some of the interesting links I've made proviso for, eg the sayings, movie reviews and not much else, read up on me,  Dr Horvath, get some history lessons on this character(champion) and you to can be as cool as me one day.