It isn't often that I use this column for personal propaganda...ahh, who am I kidding. That is all that I do here. And in that vain, let me tell you about a little shindig that is going down on August 9th at the house that I recently moved into with Rob and Jeff. By the way, make sure that you check out our official party invite at the bottom of the page. You won't regret it.
THEME: E! Wild On: Lazybrook. Dress appropriately ...interpret that as you will. We are going to have a party that would make Brooke Burke proud.
WHEN: For the third time, Saturday, August 9
WHERE: Our palatial estate at 2611 Lazybrook (click for a map and driving directions)
WHO'S INVITED?: Anyone and everyone. If you are a friend of mine, you are required to come. If you are a friend of Rob or Jeff, same deal. If you don't know us, come so we can meet. If you don't like us or we don't like you, come too. Alcohol is an excellent olive branch.
7-22-03 - Summer Sports
7-15-03 - One Long Weekend
6-28-03 - More Thoughts
6-27-03 - NBA Draft
5-20-03 - Thoughts
5-14-03 - Blake, On Googling Oneself
5-8-03 - Fidelity Optional
5-5-03 - Anniversary Thoughts
5-4-03 - Susan's Column
4-29-03 - Movie Reviews
Archives
1) "I Hope I Just Didn't Give Away the Ending" - New Radicals
2) "Bohemian Like You" - Dandy Warhols
3) "Get in or Get Out"- Hot Hot Heat
4) "Hopeless Case of a Kid in Denial" - Hellacopters
5) "You and I Both" - Jason Mraz
6) "You Turn Me On" - Ugly Americans
7) "Thirsty" - The Roots
8) "The Slow Descent'" - New Pornographers
9) "Hoochie Mama" - The Datsuns
10) "Got to Get You Off of My Mind"- Solomon Burke
1) Glenn, I'm teaching needy schoolchildren in Honduras right now. They won't miss you for one Saturday.
2) Guy, I recently moved to Oakland/ New York/ Los Angeles. Haven't you heard of priceline? It will be worth it.
3) Glenn/Jeff/Rob, I hate you because of the way you treated me when we dated/hooked up. Ummm...we're more mature now?
ACCEPTABLE EXCUSES FOR FAILING TO ATTEND:
1) I am lame. We don' want your kind anyways.
So invite all of your friends and help us christen our new place with what we hope will be the party of the summer. We have a few surprises consistent with our theme and we guarantee it will be a good time. We plan to keep it going late into the night, so anyone who wants to crash at our place is welcome. Please RSVP by emailing me, if at all possible, so we have some idea how much alcohol to buy.
Without further ado...hide your daughters....here is our soon to be infamous PARTY INVITE!!
