segments

Main Segments

GJS is essentially a show with a collection of weird but very funny segments. Unfortunately most of the segments featured here have been accidentally deleted by the Grim Reaper, but I will continue to add new segments as they arise.

GRUFF'S LUNCHBOX
We guarantee that you wont be surprised

JIMBO'S JUKEBOX
Jimbo dishes up some of his favourites.

QUESTION TIME
The stupidity of politics, with Seanus.

WORLD OF DISCOVERY
David Attenborough presents an incredible look at the world around us.

DIM SIMS AND DUMMY SPATS
Siegfried's daily struggle behind the deep frier with his pommy mate.

FABULOUS FILMS
Film and entertainment news with our correspondent, Derek Dickelworth

CURRY AND CRICKET
With Indian Garment Washing Champion Mahatma Washmashert.

WHALING IN ANTARCTICA
Follows the struggle of Mr. Masawaki, a Whale Scientist from Tokyo, againt the hippies from Greenpeace.

BEAUT CUPPAS
Mick Daly reviews his favourites coffees. From Dilmah to Lipton, he's got it covered.

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A WASHED-UP TALK BACK HOST
Stan Rimers personal struggle to kick the habit.

NOT THE NEWS, NOT THE SPORT
Ken Brackman brings us the news, from around the world.

MAGIC MOMENTS
Moments we just couldn't forget for one reason or another

PRANKING PAUL
Prank calling someones cousin for the fun of it.

FWEE FOR FWEE
How you can get three for free anywhere if you flash you buck teeth at the chick behind the counter.

ON THE JOB
Mick Daly's daily diary of his life as a copper on the streets of Salisbury.

THE BASICS AND BULLSHIT OF BAGPIPE MECHANICS
Harry McCracker shares some Scottish wisdom and gives us the dirt on the inner-workings of the humble bagpipes.

STORY TIME WITH GRUFF
Once upon a time, there was a bloke called Brendan...

JIMBO'S RANT
It's the little things that sometimes piss us off, but you'll be surprised of what troubles Jimbo .. is it blue hats or white cars?

...more segments will be added as we think of them.

All segments are copyright of GJS, 2002.