regulars

Senior Constable Mick Daly, Coffee Spot regular/ GJS safety officer
AGE: Not saying HOME: Next door to private brothel
OCCUPATION: Copper, Holden Hill Cop Shop
FAVOURITE ITEM: Coffee mug

Siegfried Fries
Fish and Chip Shop Owner
AGE: "under 50" HOME: the shop
OCCUPATION: Runs "Hot Chicks and Chips" off Peachey Road, Elizabeth West.
FAVOURITE ITEM: Pink 1962 E-Type Jaguar

Stan Rimers
Unemployed Media Personality
AGE: 5O odd HOME: Granny flat behind GJS Studios
OCCUPATION: Washed up talkback host
FAVOURITE ITEM: "Rollex" watch

Harry McCracker
Scottish highlander
AGE: 68 HOME: the Motherland!
OCCUPATION: Undercover detective, in his spare time a Bagpipe mechanic
FAVOURITE ITEM: Set of 80 year old bagpipes!

Derek Dickelworth
Film and entertainment correspondent
AGE: 31 HOME: Las Vegas
OCCUPATION: Gay movie critic for WCLV Channel 12 in Las Vegas
FAVOURITE ITEM: Black polished leather pants

Mahatma Washmashert
Indian Garment Washing Champion
AGE: 87 HOME: New Delhi, India
OCCUPATION: Runs laundromat on the Ganges
LOVES: Curry, cricket, garment washing

Sven Svensonite
Chairman, Norwegian Bunny Association
AGE: 44 HOME: Oslo, Norway
OCCUPATION: Chasing Norwegian Bunnies
FAVOURITE ITEM: Woolly sweater

Suzuki Fujitsu Masawaki
Whale "Scientist", Tokyo

Big Sammy
Mafia Boss/Mobster
AGE: Undisclosed HOME: Spends time in several affluent tropical locations
OCCUPATION: Directs "hits",looks after "the family"
FAVOURITE ITEM: Pink coat.

"Dave"
AGE: 44
OCCUPATION: Over-worked stressed out public servant
FAVOURITE LINE: "It's a fucking mirror!!!"