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| Q: How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? A: Burger King forgot to wrap its Whopper. What did the banana say to the Vibrator? I dont know why your shaking, she's going to eat me. What does parsley and pubic hair have in common? Push it aside and keep on eating! Why do women like to play pac-man so much? They get eaten 3 times for a quarter! What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? Same time next month Superman is flying by and he sees wonder-woman naked on da beach laying down.He flies over and humps her and flys away. Wonder-women says what the hell was that? and invisible man replies i dunno but it hurt my ass. Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital. The doctor says to the old man, "I'll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample." The old man says, "What?" So the doctor says it again. Once again the old man says, "what?" So the doctor yells it, "I NEED A URINE SAMPLE, A FECES SAMPLE, AND A BLOOD SAMPLE!" With that the old woman turns to the old man and says, "He needs a pair of your underwear!" Two drunks had just gotten thrown out of the bar and are walking down the street when they come across this dog, sitting on the curb, licking his balls. They stand there watching and after a while one of them says, " I sure wish I could do that!" The other one looks at him and says, "Well, I think I'd pet him first". A man goes to a tattoo artist and says: "I'd like you to tattoo a one-hundred dollar bill onto my dick." The tattoo artist is surprised: "Well, that could hurt a lot. Why would you want a 100 dollar bill on your dick?" The man answers, "Three reasons: I like to watch my money grow I like to play with my money And next time my wife wants to blow a-hundred bucks she won't have to leave the house!" |
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| MOVE ON TO SOME MORE DIRTY JOKES ... C'MON I KNOW YOU WANT TO SO GO AHEAD!!!! I WON'T TELL HEE HEE!!!! -------------------------------------------------> |
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