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| I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. I got this motorhome for my wife...Best deal I ever made! Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. Fight crime, shoot back Horn broken. Watch for finger I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead. Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode. I don't have a solution but I admire the problem. If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me. Look out for #1. Don't step in #2 either. What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull. |
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