hello. This, as you might have noticed, is my website. I don't know quite what you wish to gain from being here, but I do hope you enjoy yourself immensely. oh yes. the more perceptive amongst you will notice that there is very little here for you to do. I do apologise- I'm sure something will be done about that in the very near future. Suggestions, if you will, on a postcard- incidentally, this is only because I like postcards- if you don't want to go to all the expense of treking off to the Australian Outback for a nice postcard, a birthday card, wedding anniversary card, that sort of thing, would do just as well. thank you so very much. I rather suppose, in the absence of anything better to do, you might as well click on all
this blue writing. or, if you are feeling adventurous,this blue writing instead (or this/this
). But, believe you me, nothing good will come from it. And anway, it would appear to be red. though maybe that's just the computer winding me up. again. anyhow.. yes. . By the way, I would like to say that you should go to this website, because it is what started this whole damn thing, and hence deserves your scorn, and is much much more interesting. it has pictures, for example! Or, if you prefer your websites to be more ed-influenced, I would go here. It's very good. oh yes. In fact, actually, it's more than good. I give it my personal seal of approval. I'll give one to kev, too, to avoid any unwanted jealousy, but kev- it's a boarder-line case. Could use more poems. that haiku is a good start, but... well. keep it up, both of you. well done. Or here, which has poems and stories (the next J.K. Rowling, no less) and everything. woo-hoo.
Following the startling success of kevin's FAQ page, I decided to do my own, whilst cunningly getting around the fact that I'm stealing his idea with breath-taking impertinance by not stealing his idea. No, mine is entitled Elucidations Upon Propostions Hypothisised Or Raised In Abundance, and has, in my eyes, multiple benefits. Firstly, I get to make the questions up, which saves time and avoids any of that awful 'communicating'. Secondly, of course, it is on my website, so no-one will ever notice it to complain about there not being any questions for me to answer. Cunning, I think. and with that, I shall away.
Oh, one final thing (and gosh, look, I'm writing this in actual HTML.) because I am a. bereft of ideas, and b. um... forget that, then, but whatever- try this: sign Guestbook Or, if you're lazy: view Guestbook There. that should silence the spate of discontented mutterings, and you can now amuse yourselves. A small prize goes to those who amuse me. Quite what it will be yet, I don't know. But just think of the fun we'll have finding out, hm?
Quote of the Moment:
Tim: Where are you?
Mike: Err, Sheffield.
Tim: What are you doing in Sheffield?
Mike: Fell asleep on the tube.
Tim: The tube doesn't go to Sheffield, Mike.
Mike: Yeah, I know. I.. uh.. must have changed at King's Cross.
Look! new stuff! aah I've forgotten how to do links. One moment, please. sorted.
