Hello World! It has occured to me that there is, perhaps- what with me neglecting my website and all- a slim possibility that I have utterly alienated everyone who comes here. Or, to be more accurate, that everyone who came here has got bored with it and gone home again. I, frankly, can't blame them. Worse still, I have forgotten how to do html 'tabs'.
So I shan't. Anyway, I have, like yourselves, realised that there is nothing exciting liable to happen here for at least another century and thus resolved to leave it alone in the hope that it evolved into something new and sparkly of its own accord. Tragically (although, perhaps, not surprisingly) it hasn't. Also tragically (and similarly unsurprisingly, too) I have exactly nothing to talk about. I started this in the hope that something suitably exciting and controversial and topical and amusing would spring to mind but alas, alas, no such luck. So I have, basically, been wasting your time, for which I apologise. But I assure you that as soon as I do think of something suitable, I shall hasten away to the nearest computer and update like crazy.
Til then, though, you shall have to find some other way to keep yourself amused.