Previously on Quote of the Week Moment:
"..and there is a moral to this story. Well, there was going to be a moral, but as I'm dyslexic, it is, in fact, a marble"
-Eddie Izzard
"Right now I'm eating scrambled eggs, with a comb, from a shoe."
-Manny
"Real children don't go hoppity-skip unless they are on drugs."
-Susan
"He felt like a man who, chasing rainbows, has had one of them suddenly
turn and bite him in the leg."
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"You can't stick lighted matches between the toes of an English butler. He would raise his eyebrows and freeze you with a glance. You'd feel as if he had caught you using the wrong fork."
-PG Wodehouse.
"I get very tense around apples... Well, I get very tense generally. I think I�ve fallen into the trap of blaming fruit."
-Jeff
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