| One day Adrian was just going for lunch when he noticed Peter standing in front of a shredder with a clueless look on his face. Adian walked up to him and asked if he needed any help. "Yes" Peter said, looking and sounding very relieved. "This is very important!" Glad to be of help Adrian inserted the piece of paper into the shredder. "Thanks Adrian", said Peter."I only need two copies!" |
| Peter the Mackem! |
| The lady in personnel said after she had interviewed Peter. "Okay Peter, you've got the job. We'll pay you �12 an hour to begin with, then, after six months it'll go up to �15 an hour. When do you want to start?" Peter replied, "In six months!" |
| Peter's university days A lecturer was wrapping up a study group and started talking about the next day's final exam. She said that there would be no excuses for not turning up for the exam, barring a dire medical condition or the death of a close family member. Peter said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?" The whole class laughed out loud. After the laughter had subsided the lecturer glared at Peter and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write!" |
| Sex in the Forest Peter and his girlfriend started to have sex in the middle of the dark forest. After about fifteen minutes of fumbling Peter said, "Damn! I wish I had a torch! She said, "So do I! You've been eating the fucking grass for the last ten minutes!" |
