Geoff:   You won’t fail. 

Larry:   38. 

Tony:    What's hitting him?  Golem? 

Andrew:  Doors open. 

Larry:   Roll a save versus poison. 

Chris:   Everybody? 

Larry:   No, just the guy picking the lock. 

Andrew:  Shit. 

Tony:    A dart. 

Andrew:  What is it? 

John:    Tony. 

Geoff:   One of them traps. 

John:    Tony, get ready. 

Chris:   Got your saving throws? 

Andrew:  No. 

Anthony: Blast it open. 

Geoff:   DM guide ... level? 

Andrew:  27. 

Anthony: If I run with my ax and hit it ... 

Geoff:   Fighter, give me fighter. 

Andrew:  Fighter, 19. 

John:    Mmm, yeah. 

Anthony: I hit it with my ax. 

Geoff:   Rolling poison? 3. 

Larry:   This is a huge gate, man. 

Anthony: I hit it with my ax. 

John:    Yeah, but he has an ax of disruption. 

Andrew:  Got it. 

Geoff:   He made it. 

Tony:    Alright. 

John:    You could take down the door. 

Andrew:  Do I have a little hole in my finger? 

Larry:   10 points. You feel a bit drowsy but nothing, enough to affect you. 

Geoff:   Remove traps.  99 %.

Larry:   99 %, jeez. 

John:    What, you didn't make your --

Anthony: I take --

John:    [?] did you make it? 

Geoff:   Open looks, 99 %.

John:    Or didn't you? 

Andrew:  I opened the door. 

John:    Did you make your saying throw? 

Andrew:  Yes. 

Anthony: I give him cure all forms of poison from the unicorn horn. 

Larry:   [to Andrew] You no longer feel drowsy. 

Andrew:  Thank you. 

Larry:   You bust open the gates. 

Andrew:  What's inside? 

Larry:   Everyone except Geoff and Chris is slowed again. 

Andrew:  Haste. 

Anthony: Grab Chris. 

Tony:    Haste again. 

Chris:   I'm not slowed. 

Anthony: Oh. 

John:    Anybody have dispel magic? 

Geoff:   Do you have it more than once, Tony? 

Tony:    I used it.  My haste can be used 3 times. 

Geoff:   Actually, how long does haste last? It's probably still working. 

John:    Marlenus must have dispel magic. 

Geoff:   Oh, it would cancel. 

Tony:    Oh, that's right, eh? 

Geoff:   No, it cancels. 

[?]:     Slowed again. 

Larry:   What?

Geoff:   Yeah, it cancels. 

John:    You must have dispel magic? 

Larry:   Yes. 

Tony:    No, I only used it once, he dispelled it on us originally. 

John:    Yeah, that's right. 

Tony:    So, it's the first time using it. 

John:    Use it again. 

Tony:    I've got 3 times I can use this. 

John:    Or use it this time [?].

Tony:    I used it this time.  I've used it on my self. I can also cast it
         on you if you wanted. 

Geoff:   It wouldn't work on me. 

Tony:    Not on you -- not on you but you don't -- you don't have to be,
         you won't worry about it anyway. But it's gonna raise your age a
         little bit. 

Larry:   You get through the gate, the stone golems do not go through the
         gate. 

John:    Good. 

Andrew:  Look around.  What's there? 

Larry:   You see a large building enclosed by those walls right there. The
         building has columns around its entire perimeter. You can -- 
         there's about 3 or 4 feet between the columns. 

Geoff:   To the wall. 

Larry:   Yeah. And from the columns -- how the fuck -- this is easy to draw,
         difficult to describe. It's like a building surrounded by columns. 

John:    Yeah. 

Larry:   And in between the building and the columns is a skinny hallway. 

John:    Yeah. 

Larry:   You could go up there if you wanted to. 

John:    Hmmm. 

Tony:    We looking at this now? 

John:    It's like the, you know, the Greeks or the Romans used to have? 

Chris:   Yeah. 

Andrew:  Okay, let's hang around. Is there like lots of noise coming from
         it? 

Larry:   There's 40 feet on each side here. 

Tony:    Yeah, we can see that. 

John:    Throw a coin between one of those columns. 

Larry:   Goes through, hits the floor. 

Geoff:   Anybody up on the walls? 

Larry:   Yes. 

Geoff:   Run across, behind the columns. 

Chris:   Yeah, use the columns for cover.

Tony:    Uh-huh. 

Larry:   You're there.  You're on your horse, eh? 

John:    Yeah. 

Geoff:   No, I got off my horse. 

Larry:   What did you do with your horse? 

Geoff:   I run faster than my horse.  Just leave it there. 

Anthony: I get off mine too, and leave it there. 

Larry:   Okay. 

John:    Larry.  Take my horse up, move -- zoom down. 

Larry:   Where?  Precisely where? 

John:    On this side, of the wall I go. 

Andrew:  I take the other side. 

Larry:   Inside? 

John:    Looking for [e]. 

Tony:    Where you going John, on this side here? 

Larry:   Let me show you a proper drawing. 

John:    Right here. 

Tony:    Oh, you're going on the inside. 

John:    Yeah. 

Tony:    I'll go behind you. 

John:    And I'm trying to find a doorway. 

Larry:   I want everybody to tell me exactly where they go now. 

Tony:    I'm following John on horse. 

Andrew:  I'm on the other side. 

Tony:    So both of [?] is on this side. 

Andrew:  Going up here. 

Larry:   Geoff? 

Geoff:   With Andrew. 

Larry:   Anthony? 

Anthony: I'm coming around here, and I'm trying to get in here. 

Andrew:  What's the wall made of? 

Larry:   Stone. 

Andrew:  Nice stone? 

Larry:   Yeah.  You? 

Chris:   I'm coming down the left hand side. 

Tony:    So there's 3 and 3. 

Larry:   Now, all of you are on horse except for Anthony and ... Geoff. 

Chris:   And Andrew, he never had a horse with him. 


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Geoff:   Larry? Is this building the palace? Does it look like the palace? 

Larry:   Oh, yeah, it looks like a palace. 

Geoff:   Okay. 

Tony:    We ditching the horses, Geoff? 

John:    No, I'm not ditching them. 

Tony:    So you're not going upstairs then. Unless you take them up the
         stairs. 

John:    Yeah. 

Chris:   I'm going to ditch my horse when I get inside. I can move 24
         without my horse. 

John:    Yeah, me too I can move --

Geoff:   I can move 32. 

Larry:   At this point, none of the guards on the walls are firing at you. 

Anthony: They're the ones that were talking to us. 

John:    No, they don't know what the hell's going on. 

Geoff:   These are different guards. 

Larry:   These are different guards, yeah. When you were over here, yeah,
         people were firing at you, when you got through here, bang. 

John:    The word hasn't gotten to them yet. 

Tony:    They don't know who we are.  They have no idea. 

John:    They don't know what's going on. 

Larry:   When you get to this point, you can hear a bit of music, people,
         talking. 

John:    There's no guards? 

Andrew:  From where? 

Anthony: That's the festival. 

John:    At the doors? 

Larry:   There's no guards here. 

Andrew:  From where?  Where's the music coming from? 

Larry:   Somewhere within the building.  You're not sure. 

John:    Larry, I take a beeline and I go whoosh with the horse. 

Andrew:  Okay, how long does the slow spell last? 

Larry:   Nine minutes. 

Andrew:  How much time has gone by?  About a minute? 

Larry:   Yeah. 

Andrew:  Okay. 

Larry:   You get to that entrance there, that first little square on the
         map ... there's a glass case, and inside it, is a standard. 

Chris:   [I break it and] fucking grab it. 

Larry:   What do you use? 

Chris:   Fucking sword. 

Tony:    Probably protected. 

Larry:   What kind of sword is it? 

Chris:   It's a +5 bastard sword.  3d10 damage, +3 vorpal --

Larry:   It makes its saving throw. 

Chris:   Okay. 

Larry:   Your sword. 

Chris:   Yeah. 

Larry:   Nothing happens to the case. 

Chris:   Holy fuck. 

John:    Fuck it. 

Anthony: Pick up the case. 

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