Larry: It can't be moved.
Anthony: Okay, leave it.
John: Larry --
Larry: Keep going.
John: I bomb down here.
Chris: I almost lost my sword on a fucking glass case. My only weapon!
Andrew: Larry.
Larry: Yes.
Andrew: For here -- oh, the stairs are going down --
Larry: No, they're all going up.
Andrew: Yeah, okay, what's up here that we can see? Like what's at the top
of the stairs?
Chris: A rabbit.
John: That's a good question.
Larry: First, draw your locations on the map. Not past the fountain.
Andrew: I'm coming up here.
Anthony: I�m looking all around.
Larry: Uh-huh.
Anthony: Cause I got 135 % to detect back attacks.
Tony: Good.
Anthony: I'd like to stay at the back ...
Larry: John, a water elemental rises out of the fountain and gives you
31 points of damage. It's very large.
John: Umm.
Larry: In fact it tried to attack Azuraz and Lazarus at the same time,
but it didn't succeed ... initiative, 3.
Tony: 4.
John: Armor class.
Larry: -2. Takes a +2 or better to hit it.
Chris: I will not attack this fucking water weird, water elemental.
Andrew: I'm checking everything in back, if anyone's coming up.
Chris: I'm checking the area out.
Anthony: Listen, Larry.
Larry: You see the guards on the walls starting to look around now.
Geoff: They can still see us?
Larry: No, they can't see us. But we can peek out and see them.
Anthony: Larry, if these guys fail with this thing, I'll fireball the water
fountain.
Geoff: Larry, do I get past the fountain?
Larry: You try?
Geoff: I'm going at 32.
Larry: You're going fast, but ... where are you attempting to go?
Geoff: This is going upstairs to the second floor?
Larry: Yes.
Geoff: I want to go underneath and spy around the corner, make sure
there's nobody coming.
Larry: You make it, Geoff.
Geoff: Okay.
Andrew: Okay, how far is it from here, to this door here?
Larry: 60 feet.
Andrew: 60 feet. A bolt will travel that easily, eh?
Chris: Oh, yeah.
Andrew: Yeah? Okay, I fire it at the door, stinking cloud.
Larry: Okay. How long would it last?
Andrew: Umm, I don't know ... how long would it last?
John: Well, it's 15th level ... Larry, I give 104 points of damage to the
water elemental.
Tony: I give another 94 to it.
John: And I urge my horse to go ahead.
Larry: The water all disperses and falls to the floor. Geoff, you're the
furthest ahead, you're at that stairway ...
Geoff: Is anybody around?
Larry: You don't see anybody around.
Geoff: I wave to the party.
[?]: Follow him.
Chris: Where are these celebrations being held?
Larry: That's what I was just about to tell Geoff. [?] right now at these
stairs he'll hear sound a bit more from [?].
John: Yeah, that's where I wanted to go.
Andrew: Okay, that square in the middle, what is that?
Larry: It's a room.
John: Where the fuck is that spell?
Tony: There it is, second level. It'll probably last one round per level.
John: Yeah, it's one round per level.
Andrew: 15 rounds.
Larry: The doors are there. Who was checking out that room?
Anthony: I was. Kick the door open.
Larry: It's a double door. They crash open. You see a very short halfway;
two guys peek around the corner.
Geoff: Daggers.
Anthony: I rush them.
Geoff: Armor class?
Andrew: It's probably the fucking kitchen.
Anthony: I got my ax over my head, I'm running towards them, I try to use
fear on them. To startle them so they don't reach for a weapon or
they can't make a spell ...
Larry: They're pretty well startled already ... there are 3 separate
rooms, the 2 x's are the 2 guys, the 2 circles are small tables.
It's a kitchen.
Anthony: I'll bring down my ax right across both of them.
Larry: They're armor class 4.
Tony: That's not bad for servants.
Larry: They're not servants, they're guards.
Anthony: I hit them, I hit them.
Tony: Oh, they're guards.
Anthony: Do you want damage on there?
Larry: Uh-huh.
Anthony: 24 points damage on each one of them. Aw, make it 40 points on each
one of them.
Larry: Okay. Initiative. 3.
Anthony: 5, I go again.
Andrew: I'm not in there.
Chris: I'll rush in.
John: Larry, I'm going to go down here.
Andrew: I'm going the other way.
Tony: You still on your horse?
John: Yeah.
Tony: I'm following behind you.
Anthony: Another 40 points, each of them.
Larry: They're both dead.
John: Must sound neat, eh? Click, click.
Anthony: Okay, I tear apart those rooms.
Larry: There are 2 staircases, going up.
Anthony: Rush up one of them.
Larry: Which one?
Anthony: Right. My right.
Larry: Okay, you rush up the stairs.
Anthony: Yeah. What's up there? Oh, let the rest of the party play.
Larry: Geoff and Andrew are both racing up ahead, John [?].
Tony: Oh shit Tony you could have [?].
John: Not here. I'm going down here.
Tony: I should have went with you.
John: Is there any doors?
Larry: Yeah. You're gonna see 2 doors down there.
Anthony: Larry, if I bust in on what Tony is saying, the party, if I see a
head table below me, ahead of me, around me, and I see a figure
sitting there like the king, I will pull out an arrow of slaying.
Larry: Of slaying what?
Anthony: Magic-users.
Tony: We don't like that sort of thing around here.
Anthony: I can't stand magic-users and clerics.
Tony: That's why you're traveling with 3 of us. Makes sense to me.
Anthony: Well, I have to work with you guys, eh.
Larry: This is strictly professional, right?
Anthony: Exactly. When I go back to my land, there's no fucking clerics and
magic-users.
Larry: Guess that's why you're down here instead of up there.
Anthony: Up there, there's no problems. Everything's handled man-to-man. Not
man to a fucking [laughter].
Larry: You see 2 doors.
Andrew: Open? Closed?
Geoff: Any people?
Larry: Closed. No guards.
Andrew: Go to --
Tony: Where are we now?
Larry: I cast --
Larry: You tell me where you are.
Tony: Well you just said you saw 2 doors.
John: Look, --
Larry: Yeah, those 2 doors there.
Tony: Fine.
John: -- I'm coming down here, I cast on the doors, find traps.
Tony: Yeah. Check for traps.
Larry: You don't find any.
John: I don't find any.
Andrew: I check too.
Larry: You don't find any.
Tony: I check.
Chris: Oh, my God. Paranoia.
Larry: You also do not find any.
Tony: Okay. I think we --
John: Ready to have a party [?].
Andrew: Okay, listen at the door.
John: Yeah.
Tony: You still on your horse, John?
Larry: Anthony, you hear people, music, dancing. You boot this door open,
it's a very flimsy little door, it flies open, you see uh, you're
up near the ceiling now, it's not quite a second floor.
Anthony: I look around. I'm standing up there, I look around.
Larry: You see a very short hallway, leading that way.
Anthony: Rush it.
Chris: I'm with him [?].
Anthony: Rush it, I'm running as fast as I can to get to --
Larry: Your horse can't fit in this --
Chris: No, I ditched the horse at the bottom of the stairs, cause I got a
move of 24 anyway.
Anthony: I'm running with the ax [?] arrow of slaying magic-users is in the
notch.
Larry: There's another door at the end of the hallway.
Anthony: [?]
Larry: Anthony, you charge up to that door, you take it right off the
fucking hinges, then you're on a balcony and you go whoosh --
AHHHHHH!
Geoff: Ha!
[?]: Oh my --
John: Do I hear any stupid thing like that?
Larry: -- right into the middle of the fucking ballroom.
Chris: All right!
John: Soon as I hear --
Larry: You hear him hit the ground.
John: I go -- no, no, I hear the door, I go bang, hit it and run right in.
[?]: Gallop.
Geoff: Let's have a bloodbath.
John: Oh, gallop right in.
Anthony: [?] see [?] stagger up to my feet.
[?]: [somebody howls]
Andrew: Okay, I open it, I look in.
John: Larry, do I see anybody I remember? Do I -- I've seen the king on
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