Larry: But no arrows are coming out.
John: They're not there yet.
Larry: Okay, you are galloping on your horses.
John: Yeah.
Andrew: I'm running.
Larry: What order -- you're running -- what order are you in?
Anthony: In a straight line.
Andrew: I'm in back.
Anthony: I'm in back.
John: I guess I was first.
Andrew: You're on horse.
Chris: No, he's first.
John: Marlenus is first, yeah.
Chris: So, we�ve concluded that Marlenus is first.
Larry: Marlenus takes 12 points of damage because he runs into an
invisible barrier at the end of the hallway and you hear a bang.
Tony: Dispel it.
Larry: Behind you.
John: Hmm.
Larry: You dispel it?
Tony: Yes.
Larry: You can still feel it there.
Tony: Probably takes 2 dispel's.
Geoff: What kind of wall is it?
John: Dispel magic.
Larry: It's still there.
Geoff: What kind of wall is this?
Larry: The barrier?
Geoff: The walls.
Larry: Stone. With arrow holes. You hear somebody talk.
Anthony: Take out a fireball.
[?]: No, don't do that.
[?]: Blow us all up.
Anthony: I hold it.
John: Fuck this shit.
Larry: You hear this voice in one of the arrow holes. It says, "How much
are you people willing to pay to get beyond the gate?"
Tony: Oh, magic mouth.
Geoff: What?
John: [laughs]
Tony: I mean, what the hell is this, they got --
John: They want the king dead. It's a corrupt society, man.
Tony: Oh, Christ.
John: But we could take -- we could lose all our --
Geoff: "How much are you asking?"
Larry: "What do you got?" Geoff, do you carry a sword?
Geoff: Yes.
Larry: He's there --
Geoff: I got a cloak.
Larry: Can you see the sword?
Geoff: No.
Larry: You?
John: What?
Larry: You carry a sword?
John: Sure.
Larry: Can you see it?
John: Yeah.
Larry: He says, "That sword looks nice."
John: My +3 vorpal short sword.
Larry: Well, is it worth it?
John: Sure.
Larry: You hear this squeak and a small hole opens near the floor.
John: Uh-huh.
Larry: "Slide it in there."
John: "Huh. The barrier, please."
Larry: "Well, I want the sword first. Let's be reasonable here." You can
hear some shouting behind you.
Chris: I got a vial of poison --
John: Okay --
Chris: -- of acid.
John: I'll try it, what the fuck.
Chris: Okay.
John: I drop the sword in.
Chris: No! No! I got a vial of acid. I splash it right inside. Fuck you!
Open the fucking gate!
Tony: Next.
Larry: You hear a scream. The sword is pulled in the hole. John, what do
you do when you see the sword being pulled within the hole?
John: Take the blade out. He's got the scabbard.
Tony: Good.
John: Larry.
Geoff: Check the barrier --
John: Larry.
Geoff: -- see if it's still there.
Tony: Yeah.
John: Larry, I chuck the spear at the barrier. I rolled a 20.
Larry: It totally smashes. It's glass.
John: Okay.
Geoff: Oh.
Tony: Fuck.
John: Keep on.
Tony: Jesus Christ.
John: Go.
[?]: Fuck.
John: Of course if a guy on a horse would hit it, and go through it --
Chris: That doesn't mean shit.
John: Well, fuck.
Chris: Could have been a wall of force.
John: That's right.
Larry: When I hit it --
Tony: Both --
Larry: -- it was very solid.
Tony: --could've been both.
John: Okay.
Tony: Wall of force and glass.
Larry: I took 12 points of damage from that.
John: Okay.
Chris: Okay, go through.
John: Go through.
Larry: Okay, here's the picture.
John: Now we can fireball [?] you'll fucking set firecrackers all over
the place.
Larry: I'm not saying you see all of this but you will in the next few
minutes.
Tony: I got other things.
Larry: You went through [the middle tunnel].
John: Uh-huh.
Larry: Went that way -- you just, you all pop through it.
John: Uh-huh.
Chris: And open fire.
Larry: Into another very small courtyard with another gate which is not
guarded.
Andrew: Larry.
John: Let's go.
Andrew: We have people coming in behind us? Guards and that?
Larry: No, but you do hear shouting.
Geoff: Do I see guards up on the wall?
John: Yeah, they're scrambling more. We gotta keep on going.
Geoff: Do I see guards up on the wall?
Larry: Not at this point, Geoff.
Tony: Do you want a fireball behind me?
John: Not yet.
Geoff: Run to the gates.
John: If we do it what happens is, they're gonna find out.
Chris: They already know.
Tony: But some of them could be corrupt just like this guy was.
John: No.
Chris: Have we gone through the second wall yet?
Larry: It doesn't fucking work on you.
Geoff: That's right.
Larry: Monks, man, I hate 'em ... the entire party comes out in that small
courtyard.
Geoff: Uh-huh.
John: I guess.
Larry: Everyone is slowed.
Chris: I can't be.
Larry: Your movement is half.
Geoff: I'm not slowed.
Chris: I'm not slowed either.
Larry: Okay, so you two are exempt.
Tony: I cast --
Chris: My horse is.
Tony: I invoke the haste spell on the bracers.
Geoff: Yeah, the horses.
Larry: Okay, so the spell on you [Tony] is gone.
John: Dispel magic.
Larry: You got dispel magic?
John: Yeah.
Tony: That only works on yourself or the whole thing in general?
John: I don't know if it�ll be --
Chris: It's in a radius.
John: Yeah.
Tony: Okay, so just yourself, then?
John: The entire party, no?
Chris: The entire party. We'd all be together.
Tony: Okay good.
Larry: Okay.
Tony: Don't have to invoke it, then.
Larry: So a slow was on you ... Andrew, 34 points, Geoff, 32. What
happened was, right here and right here are 2 stone golems set
within a recess within the wall and since you came into this
courtyard without speaking the proper words...
John: The golems are after us.
Larry: They attack you.
John: Keep going.
Tony: Are they still animated?
John: Keep going.
Geoff: Keep running.
Larry: Just keep going up to that gate?
John: Yeah.
Andrew: What's a golem?
Anthony: A stone.
Larry: A large magical creation.
Tony: Animated statue. Stone statue.
Andrew: Oh, fuck, yeah.
Larry: 10 feet high.
Geoff: They're not too fast.
Larry: The gates are locked.
Geoff: Uh --
Andrew: Pick 'em.
John: Pick 'em.
Tony: Christ, I could pass through it anyway.
Larry: Who's in the back?
Anthony: Me.
Andrew: I'm in the front now picking the door.
Anthony: I'm in the back.
Chris: I'm in the back too.
Geoff: Andrew fails --
Chris: Second from last.
Geoff: If Andrew fails, I try. I got 99.
Andrew: So do I.
Chris: Fuck, man, if you guys fail I'm just gonna smash through.
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