Geoff:   I pick him up, move him. 

Larry:   Cut his head and burn him. I'm gonna look around. 

Andrew:  Yeah, cut his head off. 

John:    [You], or whoever's trying to cut his head off -- Andrew, you're cutting his head off? 

Andrew:  Yeah. 

John:    You're dead. 

Andrew:  Why? 

John:    A ray comes out of his finger, hits him. It's lights out. Dead. What do you do? 

Tony:    Pump him with more arrows. 

Larry:   Is there any movement of the guy? 

John:    Look, the guy just goes like this, he just raises his hand, and hits him in the head. 

Larry:   Are his fucking eyes open? 

John:    They're half-open. 

Larry:   I see his hand when he points his finger? Does he have a ring? 

John:    Yes. 

Tony:    Cut off his hand. 

Anthony: It's the finger of death. [Seventh level Druid spell, Player's Handbook, p. 64. Note
         that it has a save versus death magic.] 

Tony:    Doesn't matter, anyway, the guy had a ring of regeneration. 

Geoff:   43. 

Chris:   Okay, I go over, okay, lasso him with the rope of entanglement, I drag him out of the
         mud, and I rest the gem of resurrection on him, bring him back. 

Anthony: 128 on this thing. 

John:    He's not moving. 

Chris:   I cut his hands off. 

Larry:   I go up to the guy --

Tony:    Jesus, Lar, get off of there, I was just going to do something. 

Larry:   Fuck you, I'm nailing this guy. 

Geoff:   Tony, I'm already there. 

John:    His hands are in the mud like this. 

Chris:   We cut his fucking hands off. 

Anthony: Decapitate him. 

John:    How many guys are around him? 

Geoff:   I am. 

Tony:    Not me. 

Larry:   I cut his arms off. 

Chris:   I'm nowhere near him, I brought this guy back. 

John:    Okay. 

Larry:   If he's not moving, chop, chop. 

John:    Oh, I'm just saying, you're asking if he's moving, you might be standing 20 feet away. 

Tony:    You guys, get out of there fast, I'm going to dispel that, he'll be stuck in rock. 
         Then you can go back and do whatever you like to him. 

Geoff:   27 on the arm. 

Larry:   It's mud. You can't dispel it. Once you make it mud, it's mud. 

Geoff:   One arm is gone. 

Tony:    I can do whatever the hell I want with it. 

Larry:   Once you cast that spell --

Tony:    Well I can cast reverse gravity , lift the whole mass up, I can drop it into the Rift.
         How's that? Now, get off of it --

Larry:   You wouldn't be able to move it. 

Andrew:  Just make cubes of the motherfucker. 

Larry:   Yeah. We're chopping him into pieces.  His head, his hands. 

Chris:   Then after that, we burn everything. 

Geoff:   John, 26, is the other one off? 

John:    The other one's off. 

Anthony: I'm chopping at his legs. 

John:    You check the body? He has a sword. 

Larry:   Is it black? 

John:    No, this is a nice shiny sword, there's markings on the blade. You give it to me, and
         I go, no, I don't sense evil. 

Larry:   What is it? 

John:    It's a sword. Did you read the fucking blade? 

Larry:   Oh, I assumed I couldn't read it. I read it, fuck. 

John:    Explosive runes, 48 points of damage. 

Larry:   I have 6 fucking points left. 

John:    And the dust is getting closer. 

Andrew:  What the fuck was that thing that he nailed me with? 

John:    Finger of death. No saving throw. 

Larry:   What else does he have? 

John:    Yeah, another sword. 

Larry:   Fuck, you read it this time instead of just detecting it. I just glance at it. 

John:    Same markings. 

Larry:   I toss it. Rings? 

Tony:    Geoff, I [?] used that transmute rook to mud. I thought the DM was going to drop that
         into the Rift. But I should've saved it, we could have used it against the horses [?]

John:    He only has one ring. 

Larry:   I take it. 

Chris:   Okay, we chopped him up into little bits, and we torched the body. Now, let's make our
         way down this fucking Rift. 

Larry:   John. Push him into the mud. I read right from my books, transmute mud to rock. 

Tony:    Shit, I wish I had that, what level is that? 

Larry:   It's the same thing, except reversed. 

Tony:    It's reversible? 

Larry:   Yeah, it's always been reversible. 

Tony:    Then, I could've done it. 

Anthony: Only if you think of it. 

Geoff:   You hate to memorize the reverse. 

Chris:   Let's make our way down the cliff. 

Larry:   Let�s get the fuck out of here. 

Andrew:  Okay, how close is this dust? 

Tony:    Shit, I should�ve done that in the first place. 

John:    God knows. Geoff will tell you. 

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