Larry:   162. 

John:    With? 

Larry:   Bow. 

Andrew:  Okay, I [?] dagger of wounding --

Tony:    I just wanted to ask you something --

John:    Okay. Sure. 

Tony:    You have this in mind, that this is unsteady. 

John:    I know. 

Tony:    Okay. 

Andrew:  Okay, the dagger of wounding, what does it do extra? 

John:    It does basically 1 to 10 points of damage. And then plus your --

Chris:   But he can't heal it. 

John:    But he can't heal himself regularly, he'll always have that damage, he needs a couple
         days rest. 

Andrew:  Okay. So if he heals himself, remember, 24 points of damage down. 

Geoff:   One missed, [?] behind him, so ... 

Chris:   I didn't do anything, I stopped dead when I saw the fireballs and mud and everything. 

John:    Did everybody do their damage? 

Tony:    No. 

John:    Tony, you can figure out the damage of the arrows, I would like to know. 

Anthony: I don't know, I [?]

John:    You gave me 288 points of damage. The fireballs are not working. I need to know the
         arrows' 1 to 6 damage. How many normal arrows did you --

Tony:    I hit 4, I hit him with 4. 

John:    Okay. 

Tony:    Do you want me to give you the totals? 

John:    Of the damage? Sure. 

Tony:    Okay. 64. Oh, wait, they were hellfire arrows. 

John:    No, they don't work [?]

Tony:    Okay, 64. 

John:    Did you ever make that saving throw? ... you're still alive. 

Tony:    Yeah, how much damage did we get from that? 

John:    Are you in it? He said he rolled 288 points of damage. 

Tony:    No, I�m just shooting [?]

John:    Okay. 

Anthony: 80 points damage with those arrows. 

Larry:   Does this guy show any sign of damage? 

John:    Yeah, he is bleeding. 

Tony:    You took the damage from the 4 arrows I gave you? 

John:    Yes. 

Tony:    Fine. 

Anthony: What is this? 

John:    He looks half demon. Initiative. 

Chris:   3. 

John:    6. 

Tony:    Aw, you roll instead. 

Larry:   He rolled a 3. You don't roll until you beat the DM. 

John:    Andrew, Larry, and Tony, you go through the blade barrier --

Larry:   John, if any one tries to telekinese me, I telekinese myself to counter it. 

John:    Yeah? 

Larry:   Yes. 

John:    Hang on, I got the attack first. 

Larry:   True. But while I�m traveling through the air --

Andrew:  Can I do any thing against that, too? 

John:    Uh, roll versus dexterity, Larry. 

Andrew:  Can I do anything, cause I'm a thief? 

John:    No, you go through the blade barrier. 

Larry:   Yes! 

John:    [?] points of damage. 

Tony:    How much? 

John:    You stop at the blade barrier [demonstrates], everything's going whizzz. 

Larry:   Dispel magic. 

John:    Okay. 

Andrew:  Can he do it fast enough? 

John:    No. 48 points of damage from the blade barrier. 

Chris:   Is he sinking into the mud? 

John:    No, he's levitating. 

Chris:   But the mud's still around him? 

John:    Yes. Saving throws versus spells. 

Tony:    Who? 

Larry:   All of us? 

Andrew:  I don't. 

Geoff:   I'm far away from him. 

John:    Basically everybody, but he's still far away, so you don't have to, Silvaticus doesn't
         have to, you're past the blade barrier, and you're past the blade barrier. 

Geoff:   I'm right at it. 

John:    You and Chris and ... where are you, Geoff? 

Geoff:   I never approached him. I'm beyond fireball range. 

Larry:   I rolled a fucking 1. 

John:    96 points of damage.  Chris? 

Chris:   I made it. 

John:    Half of 96. 

Tony:    Larry, --

Larry:   This fucker's dead. 

John:    He has another attack. 

Tony:    -- never mind ... too bad you couldn't put some weight on this ground. Shift it. 

John:    It's your attack. Geoff, what are you doing? Waiting, summing up the situation? 

Geoff:   Standing back, yeah. I'm waiting to get in a sneak attack or something, cause I --

Chris:   I can't get near this guy, he's hovering over mud. 

John:    Hey he loves this, nobody's gonna take a chance cause they're gonna be slowed down by
         the mud --

Tony:    John --

John:    Well, the blade barrier's gone. 

Tony:    John, I get out of fireball range, and I'm picking him off with arrows. 

John:    Okay. It's your turn to attack. Chris, what do you do? 

Chris:   I stay back. 

Anthony: 64. 

Larry:   I levitate Andrew, half an inch off the ground. 

Andrew:  I dimension door behind him. 

Larry:   165. 

Tony:    116. 

John:    Whoa, whoa, whoa. I want damage from him first. Come on, Andrew --

Anthony: Hey, hey, let him add up those numbers. 

Andrew:  245 points of damage. If the guy drops, I cut his fucking head off. 

Tony:    The guy took over 500 points of damage. 

Larry:   No. We gave him over 500 points of damage. 

John:    Shit, rewind the tape. 

Larry:   What do you mean, rewind the fucking tape? 

John:    You guys got the initiative, right? 

Chris:   No, it's initiative now. 

John:    He's still alive. Roll for initiative. 

Chris:   6. 

John:    5. 

Chris:   Go for it, guys. 

Tony:    What, 500 wasn't enough? 

Andrew:  What's the possibility of --

John:    You can't back attack. 

Andrew:  -- I know. What's the possibility by the head and cutting his fucking throat? 

Tony:    Oh, by the way, haste spell on all of you. 

Anthony: Thank you. 

Larry:   Thanks. 

Andrew:  -- with a haste spell on me? What do I have to roll for? 

John:    No, it does not work. 

Tony:    What doesn't work? 

John:    Your spell on him. 

Andrew:  That's right, because I'm behind him. 

Tony:    On him, or on all of us? 

Andrew:  On me. What do I have to roll for to grab him by the head? 

Anthony: Are you doing this damage? 

Chris:   No, I can't do any thing. 

Anthony: What, are you dead? 

Chris:   No, there's fucking mud around him. 

John:    Just go to hit him. [directed to Andrew] 

Tony:    Sorry, it didn't do what I wanted. 

Anthony: 128. 

Tony:    If you could -- well, you can't. 

Chris:   I can't fly, levitate, or anything, all I can do --

Tony:    No, I�m just saying, if someone could have -- if someone had some sort of a force --

Andrew:  Yes! 

Tony:    -- that they could push, that Bigby's Hand or something, they could push that down. 

Andrew:  The dagger of wounding, [hit the guy]. 

John:    Damage? 

Andrew:  Well, I�ll hit more than once. 

John:    Only 4 shots. 

Andrew:  Yeah, a 20. 

John:    Only one attack. 

Andrew:  One attack? 

John:    You're only cutting with one hand, so you only get 3 attacks. 

Andrew:  Okay, I got a 20, so that's maximum damage there. 

John:    Let me know if anybody misses, eh? 

Tony:    What do you mean, with an arrow? 

John:    Yeah. 

Tony:    I missed twice. 

Geoff:   You're using arrows? 

Andrew:  Yeah, cause I'm holding onto the guy. 

John:    Andrew gets the damage, what's the maximum damage you can get? 

Larry:   Why do you decide it's maximum? 

John     Well --

Tony:    Want me to roll for damage? 

John:    Yeah, roll for damage. 

Larry:   John, can I give you damage? 

John:    Yeah. 

Larry:   I'm hasted, 12 arrow shots. 341 points. 

Tony:    Did you miss with any of them? 

John:    How do you get 6 shots with the bow? 

Tony:    Sorry, Andrew, you got 23 damage. 

Larry:   My rate of attack is 3. 3 times 2 shots equals 6 shots per round. 

John:    You're hasted? 

Larry:   Yeah. 

John:    The maximum you can do is 3 attacks. 

Larry:   No, 6. 

Andrew:  51, dagger of wounding on this guy's throat. 

Larry:   John, the rate of fire for a bow and arrow is 2. 

John:    Sorry. Never mind. Okay. No problem. 

Andrew:  I'm hanging on his back, eh? 

John:    Yeah. 

Andrew:  Yeah, I�m levitated. Just so I don't sink in fucking mud. 

Tony:    163 points on this guy. 

John:    Okay. 

Tony:    And 23 on Andrew, unfortunately. Hey, it wasn't my idea. 

Geoff:   30 points. 

John:    Sucker drops in the mud. Top of Andrew. 

Andrew:  I let go of him. I levitate. 

Tony:    Shit. 

Chris:   Cut his head off! 

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